Bonaire Day 5

Four dives today. My crippled old ass is shot! Lost a contact lens on the second dive. There was a killer current during the dive and my mask was giving me problems. My buddy and I overshot the boat and he had to tow me back. Fortunately, I carry spare contacts.

The night dive was pretty awesome this year. I'm getting much better at spotting things. Saw some neat critters. Really pissed off a moray eel when I shined my light on him.

Tomorrow, we'll do our only deep dive when we dive the Hilma Hooker.

Bonaire Day 4

I've not really been too tuned in to what's going on. I've cruised to my normal sites. Did Jug Hussein ears just make another speech? That oughta drop him a few points in the polls. He's gonna fix unemployment? Yannow what he could do to fix the economy? Resign. This guy is making Jimmah Carter look good. This is what you get with affirmative action.

Three really great dives today. My 1 mil suit is great! I'm diving with two pounds less weight than with the 3 mil. Back in the 70's when I started diving, I would use twelve pounds of weight and this was without a wet suit. Now I'm using ten pounds with a one mil suit. My buoyancy control is great.

I'll do four dives tomorrow: three during the day and one night dive. May not find time to post tomorrow night.

Bonaire Day 3

Three awesome dives today. Had a good meal tonight. Life is good!

Bonaire Day 1

So I made it to the gate at 7:00 AM for a 9:40 flight. I'm like my mother. Better to get there early so you don't have to worry. It's a shame a certain member of our group never learned that. This guy is always the last one to arrive. This time, Delta actually held the flight for him, which caused us to leave late, which caused the turn around back to Atlanta to be late, which means people are gonna get into Atlanta late and may miss their connections because some inconsiderate asshole couldn't get up early enough to make the flight on time. Bert, our fearless leader would never do this, and he was the one who asked Delta to hold the flight, but if this guy missed a flight due to his laziness, he would prolly never miss one again. Delta only runs this flight once a week.

I'm in the lobby of the Divi Flamingo. I have to post here because the wifi is not strong enough to reach my room. The connectivity is better than last year, though. I had Vision reload my drivers after the trip last year.

A few minutes ago there were two leggy, blonde Dutch babes sitting right by me. Too bad they had boyfriends with them. Hell. I'm too freaking old to hit on 20 something babes.

I didn't bring my camera this year, because I would just take some of the same pictures as last year or the year before. I took this picture from outside my room two years ago. Same view this year.

Saturday Blonde Joke

Dave sent me this video of a blonde who installed a cat door. Pumpman would have loved this.

Saturday Boobage 8-28-2010

Posted early 'cause I'm heading to bed.

Off To Bonaire

I have to get up at O Dark Thirty tomorrow to get my crippled ass to the airport to catch a flight to Bonaire for a week of SCUBA diving. I hope the connectivity at the resorts is better this year than last year.

AOTW 8-27-2010

This week the coveted award goes to that racist, bigoted, lying "civil rights icon" John Lewis. He's been living off this "civil rights icon" bullshit ever since the 60's. I'm sick of the son of a bitch.

Lewis was the dude who claimed he was called "nigger" 15 times while walking through an Obumblercare protest. The asshole made it up. It's not on any of the videos taken at the time. Breitbart has offered $100K for anyone who can prove what Lewis said is true. Lewis is a liar.

A few years back, this "civil rights icon" was in a race baiting commercial, played on black radio stations, for John Eaves who was running for chairman of the Fulton County Commission. He talked about going back to fire hoses and dogs. It was disgusting.

Now this week, he said the Glenn Beck's rally at the Lincoln Memorial is divisive. No, what's divisive is John Lewis accusing the Tea Party as being racist. What's divisive is Lewis playing the race card on a daily basis. What's divisive is Lewis and his constant race baiting. Time has passed him by. He is nothing but a race baiting bigot and a liar to boot. He's also the Asshole of the Week.

Nobamacare

Got this from Jane Austin.

Well, my dad just went to his cardiologist's office for his monthly Coumadin blood level check. He was told that in the future he would have to pay $25 for these monthly tests, even though he has both Medicare and AARP Supplemental insurance to cover this, and it has been covered in the past. I used to work as an LVN myself, so I know WTF is going on. I am so outraged by this. I called the Coumadin Clinic nurse, who told me "well, we can issue you a machine so you can check it at home." THEN what am I supposed to do - write the prescription for Coumadin myself???

THIS is the result of NOBAMACARE, folks. My dad, who is 80, and both an Air Force and Texas Air National Guard veteran, has worked and paid into Social Security ALL of his life, and now his doctor's office is telling him that neither his Medicare nor his AARP supplemental - for which he pays big bucks every month - is good enough to get him into the doctor's office once a month for a simple blood test. I am so outraged!!!! Please, vote conservative in November! Vote these heinous, vacation-taking thieves out of office, and return to each of our citizens the rights to which they are due and for which they have paid, not only in time and sweat and money, but also in blood.

Remember, Obungler said that you could keep your doctor. You could keep your insurance. Health care would be affordable.

So, 53% of America, how do you like your Hope and Change now?

Elections have consequences.

Dude! Where's My Congressman?

From many readers.

Inflatable Obambam

From this guy who posted the top ten reasons the inflatable Obungler is better than the real thing.

1) The inflatable version doesn't make a mess of everything it touches
2) The Obama Doll can be discarded BEFORE four years are up
3) Inflatable Barry can be left alone in the house with your money
4) Unlike the real Barack, this one will never give you a Porkulus Package, Cash For Clunkers, Card Check, Cap'n'Tax, or anything else that is too much to...ummm....swallow
5) No tiresome conversations about who drove the car into the ditch
6) No spills in your gulf - Guaranteed !!!
7) None of inflatable Barry's pre-recorded phrases begin with "Let me be clear"
8) The Obama Doll produces less hot air and fewer greenhouse gases
9) Inflatable Barack can actually provide a stimulus
10) If something happens to your Obama sex doll, you aren't given the Joe Biden sex doll as a replacement