What is it about those assholes in Hollywood that makes them think they are qualified to pontificate on global affairs? And when did they all turn into America hating communists? They're so fucking stupid that they don't realize in a communist society the only thing they'd be qualified to do is sweep streets and clean out toilets. Now there's a neat mental picture, Barbra Streisand on her knees scrubbing out a toilet.
So let's start with Babs. I remember her talking about how Bill Clinton had given her a book with the writings of Jefferson and she was totally fascinated. Yeah, you stupid twit, if you had read or absorbed any of the writings you would have realized that Jefferson believed in a small central gummint with most of the powers devolving to the states. That was the basis of his ongoing feud with John Adams. Adams was a staunch federalist. If Jefferson were to cone back today, he would not recognize the Dimocratic Party. Hell, he wouldn't recognize the federal gummint. And, Jesus, Babs, when you send out your stupid faxes, learn how to spell. Whap!
Alec Baldwin. Alec, have you done anything lately besides hosting Saturday Night Live? And do you still beat Kim? Oh she left your sorry ass? Everytime you open your mouth all that comes out is stupid twaddle. Will you just leave the country fer chrissake? Whap!
George Clooney. Now here is a real fuckwit! Hey George, instead of talking about not bombing Iraq, why don't you talk about not making movies that bomb. Maybe we should just drop your last two bombs on Iraq. And I especially like what Stanley Kaufmann, the movie critic for The New Republic wrote about George Clooney, and the director of Solaris, Steven Soderbergh in his review of that turkey.
In the film world Clooney and Soderbergh are now two of the most powerful figures. Over a century ago Lord Acton noted that power corrupts: now we learn that one of power's possible corruptions is high-minded vacuity.
High minded vacuity. I love it. Whap!
Woody Harrelson. What an idiot! A few months agao, I started fisking that stupid article he wrote for the Guardian and I had to stop because I just couldn't comprehend how his brain worked. In a case of life imitating art, Woody is actually dumber than the character he played in Cheers. Woody, stay in England. Better yet, move to Baghdad. Saddam is looking for a few good human shields and you would fit the job description perfectly. Whap!
Susan Sarandon. Loved her in Rocky Horror Picture Show. One of the best lines I ever heard was it would have been nice to have saved the car in the movie Thelma and Louise, but still have kept the happy ending. Anyway, she was whining about people calling her anti-American when she was being, well, anti-American. Susan, you are a twit. Whap!
Ed Asner. C'mon Ed. You're done. Your career is over. Grant Tinker said it best:
Unfortunately, Ed Asner has the image of Lou Grant and the brain of Ed Asner.
Amen. Whap!
Sean Penn. Poor Sean is suing Steve Bing saying his opposition to the war in Iraq cost him a job. Bing is counter-suing Sean saying he's trying to extort money from him. Gotta admire Bing. He got to nail Liz Hurley. Whine away Sean, you overgrown brat! Whap!
Madonna. The material slut. I hear she's making an antiwar video. BFD! Does anyone really care about Madonna anymore? And if so, why? Whap!
Danny Glover. Now here's a hypocrite. He says he deplores violence, but has made four Lethal Weapon movies. Practice what you preach you asshole! Whap!
I could go on and on but I want to go to bed sometime tonight. I remember when Hollywood used to be filled with patriots rather than hate America ccommunists.
Maybe instead of boycotting French and German products we might want to start boycotting Hollywood products.
Assholes!
Posted by denny at February 12, 2003 09:27 PM Category: Bitch Slapping