I got an email from Ron which was the text of an anti-war ad that was placed in today's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. As I was reading it, all I could think of was how incredilby fucking stupid these people were and how this ad deserved a first rate fisking. As I scrolled down a little further, I saw that Ron had already done it. Just damn! How dare he take my fun away! Since he did such an excellent job I am reproducing it here. But, I cannot help myself. I'll have to add some comments also.
WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER
War on Iraq will deepen international resentment, producing more terrorists and more terrorism, not less.
Ron: (sarcasm on) If we leave them alone, maybe they’ll leave us alone. It worked up until 9-11-01, why can’t it work now?(sarcasm off)
GOC: No, if we show the terrorists and the states that sponsor them that if they fuck with us, we will destroy them down to the last man, it will mean less terrorism. The reason we had 9/11 in the first place was because after every terrorist episode, that pussy, Bill Clinton would bite his lip, promise justice, and go get a blowjob from Monica. Osama bin Laden thought that the rest of America was like that, just like the people who wrote this ad.
War will further alienate the U.S. from the world community, arousing suspicion about our motives instead of sympathy for our goals.
Ron: The “world community” or Germany, France, and Belgium?
GOC: Maybe if we are isolated from the 'world community', the 'world community' will quit demanding that we support their failed economies. That would be a good thing.
War will result in great carnage and misery, killing thousands of Iraqi families and U.S. servicemen and women.
Ron: Unlike the regime of Saddam Hussein, which has never inflicted death and misery on Iraqis or U.S. servicepeople.
GOC: Just like the war in Afghanistan.
“Pre-emptive” war, without an imminent threat, will brand the U.S. as an aggressor nation that pays only lip-service to international law.
Ron: Unlike France, which only sent troops to the Ivory Coast because of the imminent threat of IC landings in Calais.
GOC: As I've pointed out before, where was international law when our diplomats were taken hostage in Iran? Where was the world community then? Iran should have immediately been declared a pariah state. Didn't happen. Fuck international law!
War will threaten our already fragile economy and divert billions from urgent social needs.
Ron: Any estimates of how much damage would be done to the economy by a nuke going off in New York or a smallpox outbreak in Atlanta?
GOC: By 'urgent social needs' they mean failed liberal socialist programs that have destroyed our schools, maintained a dependent underclass, and are in the process of destroying the best health care system in the world and replacing it with socialized medicine. Remember, to liberals, the only reason socialism has never (and I mean never!) worked anywhere it has been implemented is because the right people have not been in charge.
War will further erode our basic liberties, weakening Constitutional guarantees.
Ron: Or we can protect the most basic of rights: Life. How many “Constitutional guarantees” are the victims of 9-11 enjoying today?
GOC: This by the people who want to restrict our First Amendment rights by campaign finance laws and our Second Amendment rights by gun control laws.
We, the undersigned Georgians, are certain that sensible alternatives to war exist in the present situation. We demand that the Bush Administration embrace them.
GOC: Yeah, you fkwits, here's a sensible alternative: Saddam disarms like he has agreed to. If he doesn't, we'll send in 150,000 well armed inspectors.
Let's see who signed this ad.
Atlanta Palestine Solidarity (No surprise there. I'm sure they support Palestinian terrorism)
State Rep. Tyrone Brooks (Don't know much about Tryone, but he's probably a fkwit.)
Jane Fonda (Yeah, she lives in Atlanta now. I hope she's real proud of her traitorous actions back in the 60's. I hope she's real proud of the 2 million people killed in Cambodia. Fucking communist bitch! Someone told me that French director Roger Vadim, remarked that living with Jane Fonda was like babysitting Lenin.)
The Georgia Green Party (They're in the mainstream.)
Indigo Girls (Two clueless entertainers. Are they still making albums?)
Rep. John Lewis (He got hit on the head one too many times back during the civil rights movement. To use an overworn cliche, if you looked up useless idiot in the dictionary, you'd see a picture of John Lewis. He's another black leader who has perpetuated poverty and a black underclass.)
Cynthia McKinney (former U.S. Rep.) (Why is this not a surprise? But, if Saddam did give WMD's to al Qaeda and they used them on us, she would be the first one screaming that Bush knew about it and let it happen.)
Billy McKinney (former state rep.) ("It was the Jews J-E-W-S." Billy, you are a bigot, B-I-G-O-T!)
Not in Our Name (Bunch of booger eatin' moh-rons!)
Physicians for Social Responsibility / Georgia (Physicians giving themselves prostate exams by using their heads instead of their fingers.)
These fkwits have always been with us. "War never solves anything", they say. If they were alive back in 1776, they would have been against the Revolution. If they were alive in 1860, they would have been against the Civil War. I can hear it now. "We need to engage in a dialogue with the South. After all, War Is Not the Answer." And of course, war was not the answer to stop Hitler.
These self righteous bastards walk around feeling morally superior to the rest of us all the while supporting an evil dictator who has already used chemical weapons on his own subjects. He has tortured and killed his own people and this is the type of person these booger eatin' moh-rons want to leave in power.
Well, I got a suggestion for you morally superior assholes. Why don't you go over to Iraq and have a sit down with Saddam? And while you're there, ask him if he needs any more human shields.
You're perfectly qualified for that.
Posted by denny at February 21, 2003 08:33 PM