Brian, quit reading right now. This post will offend you.
Hey Martin Dodge. You are a fkwad. You are a lowlife scum. You have pissed me off. You have fucked with me and a friend of mine and I do not have to and I will not put up with that bullshit. As Toren Smith said, you are a cockroach, and "cockroaches can't stand the light". I'm sorry Toren, but you have insulted cockroaches.
Martin, you are lower than the French. You make Jackoff Chirac appear honorable. You are lower than Saddam Hussein and Yassir Arafat. You are lower than Tommie Dasshole and Chuck Putzhead Schumer. Ya want to talk about low? You're lower and slimier that Bill and Hillary Clinton. You make Michael Moore appear honorable. You are a dickhead!
If you were a bird, you'd fly backwards. If your brains were TNT you wouldn't have enough to blow your fucking nose. You can't even be a booger eatin' moh-ron 'cause if you picked your nose your fucking brain would fall out. You can't even get drunk as you advised me to do, 'cause if you drank any alcohol, it would kill the one brain cell that you have remaining.
Am I pissed? You bet your fucking ass I'm pissed! Not only are you a lowlife dipshit, but you're also a fucking coward. If you want to insult me, go ahead, but don't post someone else's e-mail address you cowardly piece of shit! I'd offer to have a battle of wits with you but my father told me it was not nice to fight with an unarmed man.
You want a piece of me? Bring it on! Rachel had some good ideas, I got some better ones. Howza 'bout I heat up one of my crutches and ram it right up your sorry ass? How would you think that would feel, you sorry piece of shit? Rather than having your testicles fall off due to crotch rot why don't we just put them in a vise? Yeah! That's the ticket. I'd love to hear a cowardly fuck like you scream in pain. Make my fucking day!
Pissed? You bet I'm pissed. When I found out how you fucked with me it pissed me off so much that I had to postpone a perfectly good rant about Barbra Streisand. Do you have any idea how much that pisses me off? I mean passing up a perfectly good opportunity to make fun of Babs because a dickwad like you ruined my day really pisses me off.
I now know that your name is Martin Dodge and anyone who would like to tell you what they think of you can click on your name and express his (or her) opinion. Also, any bloggers with IP banning capability may want to ban his IP address which is: 192.31.106.34
And Martin, if you have a problem with this, bite me you sick fuck!
Posted by denny at March 11, 2003 10:13 PM