Dear President Bush,
Can we just get it on already? First I thought we were gonna go the end of January. Then I thought the end of February. Then we had a deadline of March 17th. And now you're wavering again. Look, I know you're trying to give Tony Blair some cover with this latest UN thing but you're not gonna get the votes.
Every day you delay, the hate America, peace at any cost assholes (most of the Dimocrat Party) gain more momentum.
Every day you delay, you give Saddam more time to prepare for war. Because of the delays just this year you've given him time to set explosive charges on his oil wells.
Every day you delay, you give the international America haters more momentum. A month ago, Tony Blair had the support of the people of Great Britain. No longer. For the good of our relationship it's time to thank Tony for his ongoing support, and let him know that we'll go it alone.
Every day you delay, it increases our costs for this war.
Every day you delay, the weather gets worse.
Every day you delay, you will get more grumbling from our military which is anxiously waiting for the war to start. I was in Viet Nam. I remember how pissed off we were that the politicians would not let us win the war. Believe me, there are lots of soldiers, sailors, marines, and airedales who are chaffing at the bit and bitching about how the politicians are gonna fuck up this war. Turn 'em loose! Let's get it on!
It's time to put the cards on the table and call for a vote.
Tell France that if they vote no or veto, the new gummint of Iraq will sign no trade deals with them. That includes oil contracts. Look Jackoff Chiraq right in the eye and say "You fucked with us, Froggy, and now you're fucked. You're with us, or against us. Blow me!"
Call up Putin and tell him, "Vlad, baby, you can kiss the $8 billion that Iraq owes you goodbye. You're with us or against us. Your choice."
Call up Schroeder and tell him, "Gerhard, you Kraut bastard, we're closing down all of our military installations and moving them to the Eastern European countries that actually like us and are real allies, you scheisskopf!"
To the African nations: "Remember that $15 billion I promised you for AIDS? Fuck off! You bastards can just go ahead and die. "
To Mexico: "Do you really want to fuck with us, Vinnie? Don't ask us for anything ever again you backstabbing sonuvabitch!"
To Chile: "Ditto."
To China: "I hear you've signed some trade agreements with Iraq, including some oil agreements. Forget about 'em."
To the rest of the world: "Do you want to be our friends or our enemies? You come to us begging for money and when we want sumpin' from you, you tell us to go to hell. Dammit I'm sick of this shit!"
Mr. President, most of the world is jealous of us, they hate us, and they want us to fail. It's time to tell them that if they want sumpin' from us, we want sumpin' in return.
It's time for us to get out of the United Nations and take our dues, which provides 23% of the UN's budget, and use it for something other than financing a worthless body whose main purpose is to be Anti-American. I'm sick of it, and I'm sure that there are a lot of Americans who feel the same way that I do.
I'm sick of waiting.
Let's get it on!
Let's roll!
Posted by denny at March 12, 2003 08:37 PM