I wasn't gonna write anything today, but I got the following comment on my post
Various Quotes About France.
There are not only French who are against war but a big part of the population of the world including americans (from U.S.A.)
You make some critics about Frenchmen but we (Yes I am French) never make critic about U.S. habitants but about your governement.
And try to remember that the Statue of Liberty that foreigners can see in New York is a gift of France. If you don't want it, send us back ;)
OK. Let's examine what he said.
big part of the population of the world
I don't give a fuck if every nation on the planet is against the war. Listen Froggy, France was not attacked by terrorists, we were. We know Iraq sponsors terrorism. We know Saddam is working on weapons of mass destruction, and we know if he has them, he will blackmail the entire Middle East. We also know that given the chance, he would use them on us. We don't want to make the same mistake with Saddam that you assholes made with Hitler, which, if I remember, we had to kick out of France. Do you speak German? No? You're welcome. (Tom DeLay)
including americans (from U.S.A.)
You're right on the money there, but current polls show the majority of Americans (from U.S.A.) support the war.
You make some critics about Frenchmen but we (Yes I am French) never make critic about U.S. habitants but about your governement.
Oh bullshit. We Americans are 'cowboys'. We are 'barbarians'. We have 'no culture'. You French constantly criticize Americans. And I've been to Paris and the Parisians are incredibly rude to Americans, but then, they're incredibly rude to everyone. And now, it's gotten worse. You French are now calling American tourists pigs and spitting on them. So fuck you Froggy, you French have disliked us ever since we had to throw the Germans out of your country in World War II, just like we had to throw the Germans out of your country in World War I. Sure you helped us in the Revolutionary War, but a damn sight more Americans died saving your worthless asses in two world wars than French died in our Revolutionary War. Go visit Omaho Beach.
And try to remember that the Statue of Liberty that foreigners can see in New York is a gift of France. If you don't want it, send us back ;)
And try to remember that all those graves in Normandy are for brave Americans who died in France freeing your sorry asses from the Germans. And try to remember that it was the United States who protected your country from the Soviets during the Cold War. Since that bastard De Gaulle pulled the French military out of NATO, you didn't even help us. You are a nation of ungrateful assholes.
If you don't want to help us in the war on Iraq, just stay neutral. But, no, you have allied yourself with Iraq. Jackoff Chiraq has made it perfectly clear that he will veto any resolution that authorizes war against Iraq. So in our eyes, you have now become our enemy. I think we're gonna find that you French have been selling Saddam materials for WMD's on the sly. Bastards!
But, we are a nation of good guys, and if you get in trouble again, which is inevitable, and cry for help, guess who will come to your aid? Yep. It will be us. We'll save you and you'll hate us for it.
Oh, and I heard another French joke.
It seems that fireworks displays have been banned at the Disney World near Paris. When the fireworks went off too many French soldiers were looking for someone to surrender to.
Oh and as long as it seems to be bash the French day, Chris Johnson does a nice fisk of an article by one Olivier Dassault.
Posted by denny at March 15, 2003 12:05 PM