For once, I don't have anything to write. At least nothing of any interest. And my own personal troll, Matthew, seens to have taken the day off. I wish I had a copy of the Book of Lists, because supposedly on page 49 it says that France has the lowest per capita use of soap of any developed country. Who'd a thunk it?
A while back I posted a picture of a helicopter in a rear view mirror. It came from here.
Remember Heywood Jablome? I said that he fooled lots of people and his name actually got by some editors. Well the folks at Palmetto Journal have a link to this guy who links to an article in the Post and Courier in Charleston, SC. An excerpt:
Throughout the morning, law enforcement officers stood on the perimeter of the five-acre field. At no point did the protest turn violent, though officers escorted Heywood Jablome away after he held up a sign directly in front of Burk that read "Make me dinner" before shouting "Oprah rules."
Wyethwire continues the story:
The arresting officer was Aiken County Sheriff candidate Mike Hunt. Jablome, no doubt, will be represented at trial by attorney Dick Hertz, of the law firm of Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I just love the Blogosphere.
I got the following e-mail the other day. This oughta piss off a bunch of people.
Ya know, I was thinking about something. All this bitching and whining you
hear about 'humiliating' the Arabs. They whine, cry, carp and bitch about
how they are being humiliated by the west. First of all, they humiliate
themselves. They dress like freaks, refuse to do any kind of real work, and
treat each other like crap. Their whole way of life is a humiliation. I
wouldn't put one of those outfits on a dog! By the way, they don't like
dogs, and that is another reason they are worthless slime, but I will save
that for another day.
We try to be sensitive. We try to be concerned about their fragile egos.
Well, I for one am tired of it. They want to bitch about humiliation, let's
tell them how it REALLY is. Let's give them reason to be humiliated.
First of all, all of you Arabs and Islamists out there, forget about
competing with us. The US is one bad mutha! We are Shaft, James Bond, and
Dick the Bruiser all rolled into one. We took on the Iraqi army, plus
mujahadin from all over the world, and went through them like a hot knife
going through butter. Actually, it was more like a hot knife going through
air. It is unreal how easy it was. Especially when you consider this.
We didn't just fight Iraq. We didn't just fight the visiting towelheads.
We took on Allah!
We were assured, over and over, by good, loyal Muslims that big bad Allah
was going to weigh in on this one, and that the US stood no chance, because
Allah would step in and kill us all. We were going to be drowned, murdered,
defeated, and sent home with either our tail between our legs or in body
bags.
Guess what? We kicked Allah'ss ass! Allah is a punk! A bitch! A bunch of
basically 19-25 year old guys, AND GIRLS! GIRLS! Got that, GIRLS! kicked
the holy crap out of one of the most sophisticated armies the Arab world
could muster, with the support of the entire Arab population, and the help
of Allah!! Now, I understand why they say "peace be upon him" after they
say his name. Cuz he SUCKS at war. If you plan on fighting with us big
dogs, you really may want to consider finding a new god to count on. Last I
heard, Huitzilopostle was available, but he got his ass kicked by a couple
hundred Spaniards last time out. He's had some time to rest up though, who
knows. One thing is for sure. Allah didn't help a damn bit. I mean, even
the FRENCH held out against the Nazi's longer than you did against us. The
French laste 40 days or so, and the best you AND ALLAH could do was 3 weeks!
Jeez! Lucky for you we just used nintendo players on you. Had we broken
out OUR god, you would have been toast. Our god don't play. We ain't got
no sissy-god like you guys have. Our god's de MAN!
I mean, to an Islamist, a successful military operation is when you kill a
couple of schoolchildren while blowing yourself up. What a bunch of losers!
If this is the best you and Allah can do, you really may want to consider
pacifism. You are to war what Andy Kaufman was to pro wrestling.
You fight like a bunch of whiny little girls. It is ridiculous. The next
time one of your crappy little countries acts up, howz about we send a troop
of boy scouts to put you in your place. After all, it isn't like we have to
worry that you are going to have any sort of..... I dont know... effective
divine intervention or anything.
Now, do us all a favor. Go get on your sheets, mount a camel, ....Uhh..
hang on. Let me rephrase that. Get on a camel, and ride around so some
western tourists can get your picture. When you are done, go eat some
hummus and pray to Allah that we don't ever really WANT your damned oil.
The day we want it is the day we ride into town and TAKE IT! Got that?!
Take it!
Dave
The Dave Francis Show
Radio Roks 102 FM St. Petersburg, Russia
WWW.Francisnet.com
Hey all you assholes at CAIR, Fuck off!
I'm a little surprised he didn't throw in the phrase "Sand Ni&&ers" when describing them. God knows he called them everything else.
But you know, for probably half the investment we put into Vietnam we could wipe out the entire "Arab Street" and be done with it once and for all. I'd start with that assnugget Arafat.
Why do Arabs wear diapers on their heads?
Because they have shit for brains!
Diapers on their heads. Shit for brains. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Great one!
Posted by: Denny Wilson on April 16, 2003 11:12 PMThe blahs....it seems a lot of bloggers got them after the climax of Baghdad falling.
Posted by: GORDON on April 17, 2003 01:29 AMMike Hunt is the actual name of a candidate for Sheriff in Aiken County, the SC county that is across the border from Augusta....
Posted by: Da Prince on April 17, 2003 11:56 AMActually my blahs were more related to the depressed feeling I get every year after paying my taxes. I always wonder how much of my tax dollars are going to Senator Byrd's ongoing project to name every building, bridge, lake and parking lot in West Virginia after himself.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on April 17, 2003 01:44 PMI'm wondering where Matthew went as well, I was liking the "American Empire" thread - lots of chances to brush up on my American history. Toss-up to as who ran him off.
One thing I have noticed is that there always seems to be at least one leftist on every blog. Whenever one goes away, another wanders in and picks up the baton. I'm not sure if it's some sort of law of nature applying to blogs "there will always be one loony leftist on every blog, arguing without logic" or maybe "there will always be illogical arguments in a comments, no matter how fast the other readers refute them". Could be even simpler - that whole nature abhorring a vacuum rule. Sort of depressing, unless you can focus on the fact that there can't be a limitless supply of them (please, nobody prove that wrong - that's one of the lights at the end of the tunnel I don't want extinguished).
I will have to admit that the joke of Heywood Jablome is passing by me. Can anyone expand/explain?
It's been a bad week for Trolls. Murat just resigned at Rantburg.
OK. Heywood Jablome. Break it apart. Hey wood ja blo me.
I think that the trolls are running into the hard wall of reality. If another one appears, we need to consider whether it's "nature abhors a vacuum" or "every blog has one".
LOL - thanks for the breakdown
Posted by: xCavTrooper on April 18, 2003 01:03 AMI'm proud that you live in Atlanta, Denny. Great post! If you ever move, let me know, I'm coming with you. Loganville says "Hey!"
Posted by: Kingslasher on April 18, 2003 07:15 AMHey back atcha Kingslasher.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on April 18, 2003 11:31 AM