I read somewhere that Bill Clinton whined to friends that he never had anything that happened during his presidency (like WWII) that would have allowed him to rise to greatness. I disagree. He had many events and he flunked all of them.
He had the first WTC bombing. Nope.
He had the embassy bombings. He bit his lip, promised to bring the people responsible to justice, and went back to the Oval Office and got a blowjob.
He had the Khobar Towers bombing. He bit his lip, promised to bring the people responsible to justice, went back to the Oval Office and got a blowjob.
He had the USS Cole. He bit his lip, promised to bring the people responsible to justice, went back to the Oval Office and got a blowjob.
He had Waco. He let Janet Reno barbeque a bunch of religious fanatics.
He had Elian. He scared the living shit out of a little kid and sent him back to a totalitarian state and allowed his mother to die for nothing.
And when he was shown to be the total slimeball that he was, he didn't have the class to resign rather than (unlike Nixon) drag the country through the agony of impeachment and spare his family the shame of letting the entire country know just what an incredible disgrace of a human being he was.
So, Bill had all sorts of chances to rise to greatness. But, instead, he used the power of the US military to take out some goats in Afghanistan and an aspirin factory in the Sudan to try to distract the country from Monica's testimony.
In Clinton's defense, did any of y'all hear Hillary's screeching in Connecticut the other night. I heard a soundbite from it on Imus this morning, and now, I can understand why Clinton was making it with a fat intern. Jesus, anything, even Paula Jones, had to be better than living with that bitch. What a fucking shrew!
And dontcha just know that ol' Billy boy must be green with envy right now?
I stole the following picture from the Acidman.
I can't imagine Clinton sitting right-hand seat in a jet for two reasons: His lard ass wouldn't fit and he is too much of a pussy. And, I'll be willing to bet that after takeoff, the pilot let Bush take the controls and do some flying.
We now have a president that we can be proud of and I just know it drives the Clintons and the rest of the Dimocrats nuts. And I love it.
He gave a great speech tonight and the sailors on the Abraham Lincoln loved him. Dontcha just know that the military is happy they have a commander-in-chief that they can be proud of? Didja see just how much the squids loved him? I just know they are much happier that they don't have a worthless draft-dodger as a commander-in-chief.
I know I am.
The more popular the President gets, the more shrill Hillary gets.
And I just love it.