Before the test, let's look in on Elmer Fudd.
Sent to me by Ralph Gizzip. As always, if anyone knows the creator(s) let me know so I can give credit.
I have been having so much fun with my new troll, barney gumble, in my comments that it has taken time from my regular writing. That's probably barney's raison d'etre. He has broken out the entire liberal playbook. For example, when losing an argument, call your opponent a Nazi. He also presents false facts, illogical moral equivalencies, and changes the subject. I think I'm gonna have to create a new category called troll bashing and start posting the best of Matthew, who no longer comes by, and barney. Check out the comments and try not to laugh too hard. Remember, liberal minds work differently than normal minds. Logic is not included.
Anyway, here is a test for professionalism.
The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or
not you are qualified to be a professional. The questions are not that
difficult. You just need to think like a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and
close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple
things in a complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and shut
the refrigerator.
Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the
elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator!
This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one
may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a
professional.
4. You come upon a crocodile-infested river. How do you cross it
safely?
Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning
ability.
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you.
If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do
but there's hope for you.
If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger
flipper in a fast food joint.
If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs.
It's the only way you will ever make any money.
If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not
require any higher mental functions at all, such as politics.
Source unknown.