Last year, after the Dimocratic primary, when Denise Majette, defeated Cynthia McKinney (Can I have an amen!!!), my friend Michael remarked that my writing lacked passion. I just didn't seem the same person without 'the cutest little communist in Congress' to bitch about. And he was right. I go through cycles and it seems sometimes I forget that I am supposed to be a Grouchy Old Cripple! I'm not supposed to be nice to people. I'm supposed to tell dipshits to go fuck off. I mean, this is my blog and I make the rules here. Sometime later this year, I will post some rules, but until then, here are some of the truths I hold to be self-evident. That means we do not debate them. If you don't like that, tough shit! You may be excused now.
Bill Clinton is a scumbag. He is a disgrace as a husband (Altho' if I were married to Hillary, Paula Jones probably would look good. If you are reading this on a full stomach I'm sorry, but can you just imagine Hillary naked? Ewwwww!) and a father. I don't want to hear anything about the Bush twins. This is not about George Bush. This is about Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton is a draft dodger. I don't want to hear anything about Bush's national guard service. That has nothing to do with Bill Clinton being a draft dodger other than Bush served, Clinton didn't. If you do not believe this, tough shit! I will not debate this. If you have a problem with this you may go to www.youareafuckingidiot.com
Senator Robert Byrd is a senile, racist, hypocritical old man. And here goes the Grand Kleagle again Bush Thrashed by Byrd. Hey howza 'bout lynched? The old fart would probably be more comfortable with that. Hey Bob, is your sheet back from the cleaners yet?
"I am loath to think of an aircraft carrier being used as an advertising backdrop for a presidential political slogan, and yet that is what I saw,'' Byrd told his colleagues, calling the event "flamboyant showmanship."
Yeah, but it was OK for Clinton to give a speech on an aircraft carrier. And in case anyone forgot, the Clinton party left the carrier with whole big bunches of souvenirs. It gave them lots of practice for looting the White House. And for the kicker, howza 'bout Clinton on the beach at Normandy kneeling down and making a cross out of pebbles? Givce me a fucking break. It was bad enough that we had a fucking draft dodger dishonoring the dead at Normandy just by his presence, but if that wasn't a craven political act I don't know what was. But Senator 'Name every road, building, lake, parking lot, and land fill in West Virginia after me' Byrd, continues:
"I do not begrudge his salute to America's warriors aboard the carrier Lincoln, for they have performed bravely ... but I do question the motives of a desk-bound president who assumes the garb of a warrior for the purposes of a speech,'' he said.
Yeah and I questioned the motives of a fat-assed cowardly draft dodger who assumed the garb of a warrior for a speech on an aircraft carrier. Where was your outrage then you sanctimonious bastard? I suggest you go to www.callsomeonewhogivesafuck.com. Oh shit! No one's home. Kinda like your moral compass.
Hillary Clinton is the most dangerous woman in America and anyone who voted for her in New York needs to have his/her head examined. At least Bill has no core beliefs, so, he passed welfare reform to get re-elected in 1996. Hillary does and she's a fucking communist. Hillary is one of those people who think that the only reason socialism has never worked anywhere it has been tried is because the right people have not been in charge. And this is not subject to debate. If you ask me to prove that that is what Hillary is thinking, I will ask you to provide another reason, any reason at all, why socialists like Hillary, in light of all the failures of socialism throughout the 20th Century, all the people who were murdered by Stalin, all the people who have been murdered by the Chinese and the Vietnamese, all the people enslaved and starving in North Korea, and all the people who brave shark infested waters to escape the prison known as Cuba, think that they can succeed where all others have failed. If you can answer that simple little question, Maybe we can talk.
But this is my blog and if you don't like it start your own blog and don't annoy me with trying to prove how fucking clever you are. And if you have a problem with that,
