Dear Senator Byrd,
Picture courtesy of Neal Boortz
Who is this? What's he wearing? Where is he?
Since you're a senile old idiot, I'll tell you.
Who is this? Bill 'BJ' Clinton.
What's he wearing? A flight jacket.
Where is he? The USS Theodore Roosevelt. Teddy actually served in the military as did George Bush. Clinton is a draft dodger.
Go back to sleep and quit drooling!
Sincerely,
Grouchy Old Cripple