Dan Sent me this incredible link and have I been having fun with it. For example, here's Rachel Lucas as a cockney.
Is it just me, or does any fairy else fink that blokes 'oo refuse ter have guns in their 'omes ain't right keen, isit? I don't mean ter insult the intelligence of any fairy 'oo refuses ter have a gun in their 'ome - but yer must know that yer seem insane ter me.
I don't know why I'm bloody well finkin' of this right now, right, I guess it's partly because John were out of tahn for two days and that's wen I fink about goblins breakin' into me 'ouse. Plus I seen my sister, and God bless 'er, she finks guns are useless. We didn't rabbit and pork about that this time, but we've been over it an 'undred times before. And it makes me mad.
And howza 'bout Kim du Toit in jive?
Duz any sucka out dere love da damn cult movie Montana, o' am ah' de only one? It stars Stanley Tucci, Kyra Sedgewick, Robbie Coltrane and Philip Baka' Hall -- and if dere's some betta' ensemble cast, ah' can't dink uh one. Hell, Raz'tus Ritta' has some cameo role, and even he's 'sellent. Man!
Dark, dark sto'y uh a pair uh hitmen (Sedgewick and Tucci) who wo'k fo' gang Man Coltrane. Absolutely wonderful movie. I've been lookin' t'steal de DVD, but kin't find it anywhere. Oh well... maybe DVDNow gots it, aldough ah' hesitate t'go dere -- givin' dem yo' email- and mailin' address be likes sellin' yo' soul t'Ghar, de God uh Junkmail.
Or Den Beste in Elmer Fudd?
(On Scween): In wesponse to a paiw of posts I made wast week, wegawding the qwestion of whethew mechanism is a pwovabwe fact ow a bewief, De Waving Atheist has made a sewies of posts (1 2 3). In them, he makes cewtain statements about what he infewwed fwom my wwiting about what I bewieve, in some cases qwite incowwectwy. Fow instance, he seems to have concwuded that even if I don't agwee wif him that aww wewigion is subject to outwight dispwoof that I nonethewess do agwee wif him that Chwistianity specificawwy can be.
Or Acidman as a redneck? Wait a minute. He is a redneck. Let's do him as a Swedish chef delinking Vodkapundit.
Yeeh, I reeleeze-a thet he's a Tell Dug, boot he's becume-a su poossyvheepped seence-a he-a gut merreeed thet I hefe-a nu use-a fur heem tudey. Bork bork bork! Beseedes, he's tuu boosy vreeting a foockeeng cuukbuuk tu blug vurt a sheet. Um de hur de hur de hur. (telleeng oozeer gooys hoo tu get leeed thruoogh cuukeeng. Bvhehehehehehhheeea!! Es IF he'll oovn hees oovn deeck unymure-a)
Vumee hefe-a curroopted zee vurld seence-a zee devn (OoLSEN) ooff ceefilizeshun. Es fer es I'm cuncerned, unuzeer oone-a beetes zee doost. Um de hur de hur de hur.
Stephee, hemboorger meet und boons, veet vurchestershure-a sooce-a, selt und pepper und Emereecun cheese-a sleeces. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Cunned suoop und Pup Terts. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thet's ell yuoo foockeeng NEED tu knoo. Cuukbuuk, my ess. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
And now for the ultimate sacrilege. Blasphemy, even. The dialectizer is gonna do Bill Whittle in moron.
When I was nine I saw a leprechaun.
I’m not kibbigg. I was in de back seat of our car dribigg up de hill from de hotel my dad managed, uh uh uh uh, back in Behmuda. I’d ribben up dat hill, in dat seat, uh, hundreds of times. I knew ebehy rock 'n clump of grass by heart.
Anyway, dehe he sat, uh, up against a familiar rock: little green pants, duuhhhh, little green best, uh, little green top hat, uh, small little bone-white pipe. Cappain Ahab beard – white, uh uh uh, no moustache. I screamid like webuh had dgust run obeh Lassie.
Stop the, errr, car! Doihh, COOL!
I didn't do myself in moron, cause how could you tell the difference? Anyway have fun with the link.
Thanks Dan.
Posted by denny at May 19, 2003 10:26 PM