OK. This isn't bad taste, but it's funny so I'm including it in Bad Taste Office Humor Week.
George Bush in in Africa doing what? Trying to make them like us? Who does he think he is? Bill Clinton?
Nelson Mandela says he's not gonna meet Bush. Hey, Nelson, you asshole, who gives a fuck? Maybe Bush doesn't want to meet you. Go join your buddy Mugabe in Zimbabwe. That's the dickhead you should be castigating, not Bush. And I'll just bet that in another ten years, the socialists in South Africa will turn that country into another Zimbabwe.
I saw a picture on the net yesterday of some booger eatin' moh-ron in Senegal with a sign saying he didn't want Bush coming to Senegal. Fine buttwipe. Howza 'bout we don't let any of our money come to Senegal, either?
I'm sick and tired of us giving money to people who hate us. Attention world! STFU! If you want our money the least you can do is be nice to us.
And now the United Nations wants us to go into Liberia. Listen shitheads, we're taking care of Afghanistan and Iraq. Let France and Norway take care of Liberia. You didn't want us to go to Iraq? Fine, we don't want to go to Liberia. Do it yourselves.
The Dimocrats want us to put troops in Liberia. Ain't that just like a bunch of whiney liberals? They don't want us to use the military for strategic purposes. They want us to use the military for feel good stuff like Liberia. Fuck Liberia! There is no strategic reason for us to go into Liberia. The last thing I want to see is a bunch of our soldiers dragged through the streets like they were during the Somalia fiasco that occured when the hillbilly was running the country.
We're gonna give $15 billion to fight AIDS in Africa. There's more money flushed down the toilet. Hell, South Africa doesn't even think it has an AIDS problem. It has 5 million people infected which is the highest of any African country. I thought da Nile was in Egypt.
Here's some good news however that was in Wednesday's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation:
South Africa's generally positive relations with the United States were dealt a blow by the Bush administration's decision to end military aid to 35 countries, including South Africa, that opposed the U.S. demand for immunity for Americans in the International Criminal Court.
Like I said, why should we give money to countries that hate us?
And now onto slavery. Bush visited Goree Island, off the coast of Senegal, where many slaves were staged before being shipped off to the Americas. While there, Bush called slavery a "great crime", which of course it was, and still is!. And where is slavery still being practiced? In Africa. And who are the slavemasters? Africans. And who are the slaves? Africans. And these bastards have the gall to lecture us?
In the United States, we fought a bloody war to free slaves. And the former slaves in the United States, even those who have been kept in poverty by the Dimocrats and the RWPP's (Race Warlord Poverty Pimps) like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are better off than most of the people in Africa.
I saw a bleeding heart type on O'Reilly tonight who said all of us "rich" people who got the tax cut should give the money to Africa. I got two words for him. Fuck you! It's my money. I worked for it. I don't want to see it going to a third world cesspool.
And Bono is mouthing off about the wealthy countries not helping the poor countries. Hey Bono, why don't you STFU and give all of your money to the poor countries? You don't need your mansions and your cars. Give all of your money away before you come demanding mine.
South Africa has gold and diamonds. Nigeria has oil. So does Libya. They're African nations. Let them spend their money on the poor African nations.
I want Bush out of Africa before he gives 'em even more of our money.
Posted by denny at July 9, 2003 09:17 PM