Cute Cat Pictures for Pumpman Week continues.
And the cat says "You did what? To what?"
Well, I see it's that time of year again. It's the annual NAACP (National Association of Asshole Colored People) Convention. And no, I am not a racist, redneck motherfucker. I am a realist. The NAACP is so out of touch with reality it's pathetic. And right up there at the top of racist assholes like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton we have Julian Bond. At last year's convention he came up with this gem:
We support language assistance to voters, but most of the
thousands of black Floridians who were denied the right to vote
speak English," Bond said. "The margin of their disenfranchisement
surpassed the margin of victory for candidate Bush."
This is, of course, an outright lie. Blacks voted in record numbers in Florida. There has not been one recorded instance of any black person who was denied the right to vote in Florida. Not one!
Now we have this article from the Washington Times, and Julian Bond is shooting off his mouth again. Some gems.
"They preach racial neutrality and practice racial division ... their idea of reparations is to give war criminal Jefferson Davis a pardon,"
Don't get me started on reparations. We paid our reparations in blood. Many men died in a bloody Civil War to abolish Slavery™. And while the evil white Anglo-Americans abolished Slavery™, Slavery™ still existed, and still does exist in Africa. And guess who sold the Africans into Slavery™? Why it was other Africans. Why don't you get your racist ass over to Senegal and demand some reparations there?
And another thing, Julian, you do not hold the franchise on Slavery™. The abolishment of Slavery™, is a relatively recent event, and it was led by the British and the Americans. Slavery™ has existed throughout history. All civilizations, like the Egyptians, the Babylonians, the Greeks, the Romans, the Arabs (who still have slaves), had slaves. Do we have to dig up reparations for them?
And we have paid financial reparations. It's called wefare and we have been paying it since the 60's due to Lyndon Johnson's Great Fucking Society, so put the reparations bullshit to rest! I'm sick of hearing it!
Mr. Bond said during his welcoming remarks. "Their idea of equal rights is the American flag and Confederate swastika flying side by side."
Kiss my ass! It says in the Declaration of Independence that 'All men are created equal'. By demanding lower admission standards for blacks, you are saying that black students are dumber than white students. I don't believe that, but you obviously do you racist sonuvabitch!
But Julian continues ...
"We are and always have been nonpartisan ...
Now that is one big ol' crock of shit! That's like saying the NEA is nonparisan. That's like saying the ABA is nonpartisan.
but being nonpartisan doesn't mean being noncritical. And it doesn't even mean criticizing all parties equally. If the Democrats were doing anything, we'd criticize them, too," Mr. Bond said.
How come you're not criticizing them for their liberal policies that have created a dependent black underclass that is drug infested and crime ridden? Howza 'bout the total failure of the inner city schools? 63% of blacks support vouchers, but the NAACP is against them, because the Dimocrats and the teachers' unions are against them. What is the most important issue on the NAACP's agenda? The Confederate flag. And you wonder why I call it the National Association of Asshole Colored People? Oh, I almost forgot, where was the outrage about Senator Robert Kleagle Byrd saying 'nigger', not once, but twice, on a national TV broadcast. Were he a Republican, he would have been forced to resign. Yeah, you're gonna criticize Dimocrats. When monkeys fly outa my ass.
I was in a good mood when I first logged on, but I'm really pissed off now.
He promised that if Hispanics and blacks vote in that the same rate as they did in 2000, "the no-show National Guardsman in the White House and his draft-dodging vice president will lose by 3 million votes," referring to Mr. Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney.
All of a sudden military service matters. It sure as fuck didn't matter during the eight years the draft dodging hillbilly was in office. Next thing you know, they're gonna start saying that character matters and that lying about sex is wrong also. Fucking hypocrites!
I'm gonna hear from my sister about my language, but it's either that or put my fist through my monitor.
Kweisi Mfume had to enter his bullshit remarks also.
"We expect that Democratic candidates who want to influence the African-American vote will be here," Mr. Mfume told reporters at the Miami Beach Convention Center.
Why bother?
Democratic presidential candidates who have cited scheduling conflicts and will not attend include Sens. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut and John Edwards of North Carolina and Reps. Dennis J. Kucinich of Ohio and Richard A. Gephardt of Missouri.
Howza 'bout them apples, Kweisi?
"If they don't want to appear, well, we'll have more to say on that later," Mr. Mfume said.
Whatcha gonna do? Vote Republican?
Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean, Sens. Bob Graham of Florida and John Kerry of Massachusetts, former Illinois Sen. Carol Moseley Braun and the Rev. Al Sharpton are scheduled to appear at a Democratic presidential candidates forum today.
Dean and Kerry matter. The other three are insignificant clowns. And to the Dimocratic Party, please, I beg you, please, please give Dean the nomination.
Mr. Bush has refused to appear at the group's annual summer convention since he was elected, frustrating NAACP leaders.
"It's a little ironic that the president would go to Africa to meet with black leaders but he won't meet with black leaders here in the United States," Mr. Mfume said.
That's because you are assholes. Maybe if you would quit your bullshit about the 2000 election and quit calling him a Nazi he might show up. Would you go to a KKK meeting?
Not only is Julian Bond an asshole, but so is Kweisi Mfume!
And this is only the first day of the convention. We haven't heard from Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson yet.
More bullshit to follow!
You can count on it.