Cute Cate Pictures for Pumpman Week continues. He's gotta like this one. One of 'em is supposed to be a dog.
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I've had a day to cool off and I'm doing much better today. I'm no longer foaming at the mouth. I had a Stoly on the rocks before dinner and I opened a nice Cotes du Rhone to enjoy with my meal. I've got a glass beside me as I'm typing this.
I found out at work that our department is gonna have its first corporate audit in ten years. Yeah, like I really care. My team lead had to go to a meeting about it today and my name was mentioned very prominently. I have a phantom PC assigned to me. Ain't got it. Don't know where it is. He is responsible for fixing this. Also, he told me I will have to clean up my desk. No problem. The crap on the desk? It gets put in drawers. After the audit is over, it's taken back out. No problem.
See? I'm still in a good mood. And to top it off, I read sumpin' humorous over at Newsmax.
What's always amazed me about the Clintons is not the lies they tell, but how many people are dumb enough to believe 'em.
Hillary Clinton when visiting New Zealand: My parents named me after Edmund Hillary.
Bullshit or not? Bullshit! Hillary was born in 1947. Sir Edmund had not climbed Mt. Everest yet and no one had even heard of him.
Bill Clinton to a Jewish group in Toronto: (I paraphrase) If Israel is attacked by Iraq (totally Clintonian as that would not be likely to happen) I would grab a rifle and fight and die for Israel.
This brought the crowd to its feet cheering. How stupid can these people be? Clinton wouldn't even fight for his own country. What makes them think he would fight for Israel. He tried to sell Israel down the river with a bogus peace plan. Fortunately, Arafat was too stupid to take the deal.
And the latest Clinton statement about him smiling every time he signs his tax return because he just loves to pay taxes, especially after deducting his used underwear is even more Clinton bullshit. But, if it isn't, he must be positively elated now.
Attention, taxpayers: Bill and Hillary Clinton today failed in their attempt to make you pay all their legal bills from their Whitewater scandal.
The former first couple (motto: never imprisoned!) had tried to stiff the public for more than $3.5 million in costs stemming from the long-running probe of the failed Arkansas land scheme.
Bill, just treat this as a $3.5 million dollar tax bill. After all, this is money that can be used for investments in education or to pay down the national debt. You should be smiling about this. I know I am.
Taxpayers will get stuck with $85,312.01 for the Clinton lawyers' review of and response to the counsel's final report, the judges ruled.
How convenient. That's the amount of the tax cut that Bill said he'd get and didn't need and would like to see go to education and (insert Dimocrat bullshit here). So Bill, why don't you send your $85,000 tax cut back to the gummint and we'll call it even.
David Kendall is not too happy with this decision, because if the gummint agreed to pay the legal bills he'd get his money. Now he probably won't since the Clintons have already stiffed their other lawyers. The Clintons' motto: We screw everybody and smile as we do it.
So Kendall probably won't get paid.
But Bubba is smiling.