OK. Cute Cat Pictures for Pumpman Week is almost over.
I just gotta get Photo Shop. The caption on this picture should be.
HOLY SHIT, ROB!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO YOUR DICK?!?!?!?
So much to write about today, so little time.
Guess what the French have done? The French have a Culture Ministry and one of its jobs is keeping the French language pure. Translation: Keeping English words out. The latest word is e-mail.
The ministry's General Commission on Terminology and Neology insists Internet surfers in France are broadly using the term "courrier electronique" (electronic mail) instead of e-mail -- a claim some industry experts dispute. "Courriel" is a fusion of the two words.
Yeah. Whatever. You frogs can keep your dying language. I like English. We shamelessly steal words from many languages and make them our own. Our language is dynamic and growing. Your language like your culture sucks. Try taking a few more baths. - Thanks to Michael.
How many people remember this person?
On July 18, 1969 (or the wee hours of July 19), Ted Kennedy drove his car into the water and saved his worthless ass and left Mary Jo Kopechne to drown. Had he been one of us common people and not a member of the deified Kennedy aristocracy (The family that has had so many tragedies - Sob!) he would have been convicted of manslaughter at the very least. Think of this every time you hear this asshole pontificate about justice and the like. I once heard him say he was "morally outraged" at sumpin'. How can one be morally outraged when one has no morals whatsoever? Asshole!
Now on to Ron Martz. Ron is a writer for the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. During the war he was embedded with the troops. As an anti-American asshole, Ron made sure he only reported on the downside of the war. When he returned to Atlanta he wrote a piece on how bad the war went. The AJC was deluged with letters about what an asshole this guy was.
Once again, he's back in Iraq and is continuing to report on the downside of the war as this
Fallujah, Iraq --- As an end to the fighting in Iraq continues to elude the Bush administration, soldiers in harm's way are beginning to openly question the president's top decision-makers, especially Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Remember how the press howled anytime anyone in the military expressed displeasure with the hillbilly when he was in office? Now the press is jumping all over this shit.
They know disparaging remarks about the civilian leadership of the military could bring a career-ending reprimand or even a court-martial.
Some soldiers are speaking publicly despite the risk. Not since Vietnam have soldiers been so vocal about government policies in a conflict in which they are the targets.
These people are in the minority, but anti-Americans like Martz are seeking them out.
"If weapons of mass destruction are found, I'd have a different feeling about this, but I'm wondering what I risked my life for," said Sgt. Daniel Pyle, 26, of Clayton, Del.
Sgt. Pyle, you risked your life because your Commander-in-Chief sent you to war. The army is not a democracy. If you have a problem with that, why did you join? And, since Ron has you on record, after your court-martial, you will probably not have to worry about it, being a civilian with a bad conduct discharge.
"None of us that wear this uniform are free to say anything disparaging about the secretary of defense or the president of the United States. We're not free to do that. It's our professional code," Abizaid said. But Abizaid also said that because of the dangers soldiers face every day and the hard work they are doing, "every now and then we've got to look at our young people and understand why they said what they said and then do something about it."
Exactly. And that "something" could be a court-martial and maybe just a reprimand. And the soldiers are bitching about a one year deployment. During the Viet Nam War, the deployment was one year, and most of those guys were drafted. Our soldiers are volunteers and should be professional. Most of them are, but leave it up to an anti-American, anti-war dipshit like Ron Martz to look for the gripers. During this war, most of the journalists were on our side. I'm very disappointed in the AJC. I'd write 'em a letter, but they wouldn't publish it. That's why I started blogging. Anyway, they'll get plenty of letters about this jackoff, just like they did last time.
And speaking of jackoffs, it has been determined that lots of sex (or spanking the old monkey) between the ages of 20 and 50 diminishes the chance of getting prostate cancer. See, Pumpman, your destiny was in your hands and you didn't even know it. Just damn! Joycelyn Elders was actually right about sumpin'. Guess we had her all wrong.
And, by golly, that goes right along with this: (Danger! Naughty Picture! If you are offended by nekked wimmen, don't continue!)
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Thanks to Maurice
It doesn't say if masturbation is involved, but the ten minute reference seems about right.
And finally, just for Pumpman, and maybe Kim, (Shhhh! Don't tell the Mrs.!) Dan sent me a link for a blonde chick with a cute pussy.