Back to bad tase office humor. This was sent to me by Barbara.
I've been on conference calls where I have wanted to do that.
Last week Dickhead Gephardt said in a speech
"I'm seeking the presidency because foreign policy isn't a John Wayne movie, where we catch the bad guys, hoist a few cold ones, and then everything fades to black."
So, Dickie boy just called Bush a cowboy. I actually see nothing wrong with that. Do y'all remember the last cowboy we had for president? It was Ronald Reagan. Our enemies, especially those in the left-wing of the Dimocrat Party, loved to call Ronald Reagan a "dumb cowboy" or a "loose cannon". But what did that cowboy do?
On Reagan's inauguration day, the Iranians released the hostages. Do you think they might of been afraid of what the cowboy would do? Jimmy Carter was an incompetent pussy. Reagan put some fear in the towelheads.
Ya think the Soviet Union might have been a little worried about the cowboy?
The liberals in this country liked to make fun of Reagan and belittled his missile defense plan. They tried to hinder his military buildup. But history will show that it was the cowboy who won the Cold War.
The world likes the United States to have pussy presidents like Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton. These are the presidents who can't seem to understand why the rest of the world doesn't like us. That's easy. They don't like us because they are jealous of our wealth, freedom, and power. They hate us, but they sure would like to live here.
We now have another cowboy as president and the world is worried. For that, I am glad. I don't care if the rest of the world hates us. That doesn't bother me a bit. I just don't want them to mess with us and kill our citizens.
We are now in World War IV. I consider the Cold War WWIII. Just like the Cold War, WWIV, which for lack of a better name I will call the Holy War, will not be over immediately. We are fighting religious fanatics who hate us for our wealth and, to them, our decadent lifestyle. This will be a long war.
What I worry about the most in this war is that we will elect a Dimocrat, like Jimmy Carter, who will try to reason with the Jihadists. There is no reasoning with religious fanatics. We need a cowboy to crush them and defeat them. We don't need any of the nine dimwit Dimocrats who are currently running. We also don't need Hillary Clinton.
We need a cowboy and we got one.
Or, as Bruce Willis would say:
Thanks to Joni who sent me the above soundbite (and told me how to make it work)