Dear Harald

Bad Taste Office Humor Week continues.

I have been spending entirely too much time at Pumpman's site. And speaking of that, he has been on vacation and has had four guest bloggers and I have been one of them. The guys, Kim Crawford and myself were supposed to compete against the girls, Da Goddess and Shell as for who could do the raunchiest posts. I thought I was doin' pretty good with my Roscoe stuff, but Shell is fixin' to beat the crap out of me when she posts her finale.

But the best post of all was done by Kim and it was very nice of him to write this on Pumpman's site. This was a great post and has earned him a spot on my blogroll. Write this shit on your own site, dude. Don't waste it on Pumpman.

Here's another infrequent Fax from Babs.

To: Harald Deen
From: Barbra Streisand

Dear Henry:

At last! We finally have a real Democrat who embodies everything our party stands for. I agree with you on all the issues. If I wasn't committed to Jim Looberman, because he's Jewish and so am I and I want to see a Jewish president, you would get my vote.

I see our selected, not elected president, has lied about why we were in Iraq. A president should never, ever lie about anything to the American people. As I said on my website: (Here's the link ... GOC)

The president is our leader, the figurehead of the country, a father figure. Are the “children” supposed to follow his example? Are we in an era of trickle-down immorality, like trickle-down economics? The country sees their leader not telling the truth. These actions send a message that you don’t have to mean what you say, that you don’t have to care about other people, that you can do whatever you have to do or say whatever you have to say to get ahead. Is that the message we want to impart to our children? Is that the culture we want to live in?

This is in direct contrast to our former president, Bill Clinton, who was the best president this country ever had. He never lied and he set a great example for our children.

Haywood, I like your use of the internet. I've been thinking. We should have a liberal internet. They have these wacky right wing blaggers like that tart Rachel Lewis and that disabled guy, Danny something. We need to get our own blaggers on our own internet. We liberals are a lot smarter and of course we care. I know, lets get Allan Gore to set it up for us. He invented it once. He could invent another one for us liberals. Wouldn't that be a good idea?

Gotta go. Jim wants me to help him with playing Ronald Raygun. I told him that all he has to do is act dumb. He's good at that. So am I.

Luv ya,
Babs

Posted by denny at July 31, 2003 09:11 PM  Category: Faxes From Babs