Pumpman accused me of cat bombing him. He ain't seen nothing yet. Cat bombing? Nah. Now this is cat bombing! Bombs away!
Of course this came from Barbara.
It's Thursday night and it's time for another Fax From Babs:
To: Terry Macalloff
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Tony:
The Republicans are trying to steal another election! We need to stop this immediately! We need to have Bill and Helen Clinton out here campaigning for Grey Davis. After all, when the power went out in the northeast it stayed on here in California which is proof that that our governer Greg Davis knows more about power than that moron George Bush. And where was Gerald when the power was out? Why he was fundraising. You would think he could stay in the White House and rent out the Lincoln bedroom like Bill did.
And speaking of power, I have suggested to many people my idea of Moon power. We have solar power why can't we have Moon power. The sun shines. So does the Moon. There is no reason why we cannot use those solar thingies to generate power by having the Moon shine on them. Why aren't we doing that?
Look who the Republicans are running. It's Harold Schrawtzinigger. Even his name sounds racist! And his father was a nazi! Like father like son. As a Jew, I'm offended by this nazi running for office. Who does he think he is?
If Gary is going to be voted out of office, I'd much rather have Cruise Bustingmontie elected to replace him. After all, who is a more typical Californian? A nazi or a Mexican? I tried to ask Conchita, my maid about this, but she can't speak English so I cannot talk to her. I thought bi-lingual education was supposed to fix this. Oh that's right. They passed some sort of law to stop bi-lingual education. I guess that's why none of my servants can speak English. Damn Republicans!
Troy, we need to emphasize that we are not taxed enough here in California. I'm certainly willing to pay my fair share. Bill says he smiles when he signs his tax return. I do too. My tax accountant assures me that I am paying more than enough in taxes. My husband, Jim does too.
If Governer Davies needs me to sing at a fundraiser to help him stay in office count me in. I do not want the Republicans and that nazi to win this election.
I'm sorry I have not posted anything on my website in a while, but I keep having problems with my PC. Someone sent me a "wicked screensaver" and not only was I unable to receive it but now nothing seems to work properly on my computer. I'm sure the Republicans are to blame for this.
Luv ya,
Babs