This was originally gonna be a Cute Cate for Pumpman Week, but Barbara sent me all these pictures of cats that she knew Rob would like, so I did them all week. I still have over two weeks left of simply adorably cute cats that will make Rob want to puke and I'm saving them for later. But once again, here is Pumpman's kind of cat.
And once again, this came from Barbara.
How the hell did I miss this in Thursday's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation?
Former U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D-Ga.) has been named a visiting professor at Cornell University.
Cornell University? The Cornell University?
McKinney, a five-term congresswoman who was defeated last year in the Democratic primary, will begin a three-year stint as an occasional lecturer.
Wait just a dadgummed minute! She's supposed to be the Green Party's nominee for president. She can't be wasting time teaching bullshit at Cornell. Her country needs her. I need her. I was counting on a blog a weeek from her campaign.
Under her agreement with Cornell, McKinney will spend at least two weeks each semester at the university, which is in Ithaca, N.Y., beginning this fall.
Two weeks? Holy shit. I wish I could get a job like that. Who's idea was it to waste Cornell's money like this?
"Cynthia McKinney is a person of considerable achievement in the political sphere," said Porus Olpadwala, dean of Cornell's School of Architecture, Art and Planning, who chaired the 13-member faculty committee that selected McKinney for the part-time professorship. "She has taken clear stands on a number of critical issues and been a strong voice in Congress."
Yeah a strong anti-Semitic voice. A strong racist voice. What's she gonna teach? It's all the fault of them Jews. And if she needs any assistance she always has her daddy to help her out. He said the night before the election that she lost that the reason she was losing was "due to the Jews J-E-W-S".
I can just see the course catalog. Cynthia McKinney, noted anti-Semitic, RWPP (Race Warlord Poverty Pimp) will teach a class on how she spent 10 years in Congress and accomplished nothing. It will only take her two weeks. The title of the course will be Bullshit 101.