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To: Gray Davies
From: Barbra Sreisand
Dear Greg:
I want to post on my website about how stupid this redial thing is we're going through here in California, but my pc still does not work. I've heard that I might have that big shot snake. I've heard of rattlers and cobras but not big shots. And what does a snake have to do with my computer not working? You would think I could hear a snake moving around in my pc. Nope! Nothing in there.
I think you have been a wonderful governor. We just had that one little power problem a few years back but you fixed that and it was nowhere near as bad as what happened back east. I saw a picture on the internet where the entire state of New York was dark. Poor Bill and Helen Clinton. Bill's so sexy I bet he lit a few candles and he and Helen made love by candlelight. Sigh! I get goosebumps just thinking how romantic that must have been.
So California is a little bit in debt. It's because you haven't taxed rich people like me and Roger Reiner enough. I'm just like Bill: I love to pay taxes. And you need to get rid of that 13th Preposition. Californians do not pay enough in property taxes. I'm more than willing to pay my fair share and I know other Hollywood liberals like Ed Assnair feel the same way.
I just don't like the idea of a Nazi like Arnold Shrawtzenigger being the governor of California. Our governor should speak English without an accent, unless, of course, it's a Mexican accent. That's why I'm glad your assistant governor, Cruise can speak Spanish. You were smart to hire him. Someone has to be able to communicate with the Mexicans who do all the work. I sure wish I could. I have a heck of a time talking to my maid Conchita. She just cannot seem to understand why I have to have rose petals in my toilet. Maybe you could send Cruise over to help me explain it to her.
I have to call the pc support people again. They really are friendly and have a great sense of humor. They were laughing as they were explaining the snake thingy to me and then we got disconnected.
Good luck on the redial. I'm rooting for you!
Luv ya,
Babs