September 02, 2003

It Must Be Nice To Be a Dimocrat

Y'know, if I ever run for office, I think I'll run as a Dimocrat. It's not that I believe in anything that the Dimocrat Party believes in, which I certainly don't, but you can get away with anything if you're a Dimocrat.

Let's just say that you are a Republican and your father, before you were even born, was a Nazi. Even though you were born after WWII, just the fact that your father was a Nazi makes you a bad person.

If you are a Dimocrat, you (not your father, but you) could have been a member of the KKK and that was just fine. In fact, you could have even written in a letter that you would

never submit to fight beneath that banner [the American flag] with a Negro by my side. Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.

Yep! That was Senator Robert Byrd, Kleagle of the KKK who wrote that. What's more, he even used the word nigger twice on national television. Only a Dimocrat could do that. A Republican would have been tarred and feathered and run out of town on a rail.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

And speaking of racists and bigotry, we have another Dimocrat getting away with it: Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante. He inadvertantly used the word nigger when speaking to a group of blacks. He'll suffer no repercussions.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

Do y'all remember David Duke? Even though he was a Republican, Republicans disowned him because he was a racist bigot. Bustamante still hasn't renounced his relationship with MEChA, a racist organization whoes motto is

For the race everything. For those outside the race, nothing.

His defenders say that he is a moderate, but as Larry Elder says

"What is a moderate member of a racist organization?" he asked his KABC audience last week.

"'I was a moderate member of the Klan'? I mean, imagine what would happen if a Republican were to make that statement?"

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

Poor Nixon. He asked for one FBI file that he never got and that was one of the grounds of his impending impeachment. He should have been a Dimocrat. The Clinton White House asked for and got over 1000 FBI files and it was shrugged off as a "bureaucratic snafu".

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

And Clinton (or Hillary) was able to sic the FBI on the White House Travel Office staff (who were all found innocent) and it was just another minor Clinton scandal. If it were a Republican White House the New York Times and the Washington Post would still be wailing about abuse of power.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

Nixon tried to sic the IRS on his enemies with no success. Not so the Clintons. All the known Clinton bimbos were audited, but that was OK because Clinton is a Dimocrat.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

Have you heard Hitlary harping about how there should be an investigation and the records of Cheney's meeting about energy should be released? Hitlary never released her records of her secret meetings of her health care plan.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

And howza 'bout sexual harrassment? Robert Packwood had to resign for sexual harrassment because he was groping and blowing in the ears of his female staffers. I remember Barbara Boxer and Patsey Shroeder and a bunch of other Dimocrat harpies screaming for his scalp and also for the scalp of Clarence Thomas who allegedly talked dirty to Anita Hill. See, back then, the feminists said when someone in a position of power, like Senator Packwood, has a sexual relationship with an underling even if it is consensual(!!) that is sexual harrassment.

But, if you are a Dimocrat, you don't have to worry about that. Having an airhead give you blowjobs in the Oval Office is OK if you are a Dimocrat. The rules of sexual harrassment were rewritten by Gloria Steinem for Dimocrats. Kathleen Willey said no and Clinton stopped. We now have the one free grope rule. Betcha it doesn't apply to Republicans.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

And didja know that Dan Rather when asked about Clinton's alleged rape of Juanaita Brodderick describd it as a "private sexual matter"? To most other people that would be a serious charge, especially if it were leveled against a Republican.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.

And just think. If you are a Dimocrat you can get away with murder.

Rep Janklow of South Dakota was drunk and ran a stop sign which led to the death of a motorcyclist. He may be charged with vehicular homicide or at the least, manslaughter. He should have been a Dimocrat. He could have been drunk, driven a car off a bridge into water, left his passenger to die, and left the scene of the accident. Ted Kennedy got off scott free and has been elected to the Senate every election since then.

It must be nice to be a Dimocrat.


Posted by denny at September 2, 2003 09:21 PM