To: Earl Sharpmen
From: Barbara Sreisand
Dear Edwin,
Before I start, you just have to tell me who does your hair. The guy (or girl) is a genius. I mean it is straight out of the Queer Guy for the Black Dude. I love that show!
I watched the debates from Martin School sponsored by the Congressional Black College and that right wing Fox Network. You go guy! You were da man! What it is! What a great president you would make! Jim and I were coming out with "Amens!" every time you spoke.
I would really like to vote for you and I even told a lot of powerful Democrats that you should receive an extra 400 delegates to "level the playing field", but my heart belongs to Jim Leeberman, since he is Jewish. Why don't you offer to be vice-president?
I also thought that Carol Mostly Brown had a good line about Bush not being elected. If not for the over one million black voters who were prevented from voting in Florida by those Republican Nazis, Al whats-his-name would be president and we would not be so hated by the rest of the world. Al would have fixed all the problems with diplomacy.
Bush messed up what Bill Clinton (the best president this country ever had) and Jimmy Carter had done in North Korea. He really should ask Jimmy Carter to talk to them and fix that problem. Jimmy won a Noble Peace Prize. He knows peace!
If Al had been president after 9/11, like he should have been if Bush hadn't stolen the election, he could have had Jimmy Carter and Jesse Jackson negotiate with Afghanistan for the extradition of bin Laden and we wouldn't still be looking for him.
If Al were president, we wouldn't be having all these problems with Iraq. We would be dealing with the United Nations and they would have taken care of Sodom Hussein and we wouldn't be losing 200 American soldiers a day in Iraq.
I am so looking forward to the next election so we can send the cowboy Bush back to Oklahoma where he belongs.
I wanted to do a recap of the debates on my web site, but I still have that snake in my computer. It even has a name. It is either Mister Blastman or Welshman.
Anyway Alan, I am really looking forward to the next debate. Jim and I just love you to death. Right on, brother!
Luv ya,
Babs