September 16, 2003

Foggy

I went down to the pool at Shepherd Center to get familiar with my new gear and to brush up on my diving skills. As such, I'm too tired to write anything tonight. Instead, I'm gonna give you some output from my Foggy program. This is a program that creates meaningless bullshit. Enjoy.

It is further assumed that a constant flow of effective communication
presents extremely interesting challenges to the total system
rationale. To further describe and annotate, any associated supporting
element recognizes other systems' importance and the necessity for the
overall negative profitability. It is assumed that the incorporation
of additional mission constraints is further compounded when taking
into account the greater fight-worthiness concept. In respect to
specific goals, the interrelation of system and/or subsystem
technologies recognizes other systems' importance and the necessity for
the sophisticated hardware. Interestingly enough, the product
configuration baseline presents extremely interesting challenges to the
anticipated fourth-generation equipment.

Similarly, the fully integrated test program mandates
staff-meeting-level attention to the preliminary qualification limit.
Interestingly enough, any associated supporting element must utilize
and be functionally interwoven with the evolution of specifications
over a given time period. It is assumed that the interrelation of
system and/or subsystem technologies is functionally equivalent and
parallel to the philosophy of commonality and standardization. For
example, a large portion of interface coordination communication adds
overriding performance constraints to the management-by-contention
principle. We can see, in retrospect, the product configuration
baseline is functionally equivalent and parallel to the philosophy of
commonality and standardization.

To approach true user-friendliness, the characterization of specific
criteria must utilize and be functionally interwoven with the
postulated use of dialog management technology. In respect to specific
goals, any associated supporting element is functionally equivalent and
parallel to any discrete configuration mode. Thus, a large portion of
interface coordination communication must utilize and be functionally
interwoven with the subsystem compatibility testing. For example, the
characterization of specific criteria affects a significant
implementation of the preliminary qualification limit. In particular,
the incorporation of additional mission constraints adds explicit
performance limits to the postulated use of dialog management
technology.

Isn't that beautiful?

Posted by denny at September 16, 2003 10:18 PM  
Comments

Damn it Denny drive a stake through it's heart, cut off the head, fill the mouth with garlic, sprinkle with moonshine and set fire to it! That could be very dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands!
Rey

Posted by: Rey on September 16, 2003 10:56 PM

No joke, Rey. That's just way too tempting. My first thought was that I had to make documentation for our lab environment.

Second thought was what it would take to bribe Denny...

Burn it - it's like a dark technological siren call, able to corrupt with the slightest touch.

Posted by: xCavTrooper on September 17, 2003 12:23 AM

The game is called "Bullshit Bingo" and WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on September 17, 2003 07:27 AM

That is too good.
Do you need a seed, like "our company lost money because we make a shit product that irritates users" or does it just pick words at random from lists of nouns, verbs, adverbs, etc.?

Because if you used a seed, this program could make money if you sold to those who write annual reports and press releases.

Posted by: RonG on September 17, 2003 04:52 PM

Ralph - Somewhere I have a bullshit bingo card.

RonG - Sorry. I just type in foggy n where n is the number of sentences I want and the program does the rest.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on September 17, 2003 09:11 PM
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