Tomorrow, I'm getting up bright an early to drive over to Alabama and go SCUBA diving in a quarry. I need some open water experience with my new BCD before heading down to Bonaire next Saturday. The better I get with it before I leave, the more fun I'll have down there.
I told someone that I was going to dive in an Alabama quarry and he asked how many cars were in it. There's at least one. I had my open water checkout in this quarry last year. I saw a car, a boat, and a truck. There's probably more stuff down there, but that was all I saw.
I got my BMW Z3 back from the dealer yesterday, so I'm driving it down there.
It turns out that the battery was bad so they replaced it. They also had to replace the hood latch hardware. All this was covered under the warranty, even the battery.
I'm a real creature of habit. Normally on Saturdays I go to the store and this time of year I watch football if there's a good game on. Jumping into a quarry in Alabama tomorrow is gonna mess up my orderly life.
I beat Boortz! In his Nealz Nuze on Friday he takes on Max Cleland and his inane column I wrote about yesterday. I did it first!
I always expected that there were people from other planets in California, but now Gray Davis has confirmed it.
"My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth," he told the San Francisco Chronicle.
Nanu! Nanu! Now we know how he got elected. It was them space aliens that done it.
And as long as I'm discussing the craven Gray Davis, I see he has now signed the bill to allow illegal aliens to get drivers licenses. You people in California are just bound and determined to totally destroy your state aren'tcha? Several readers sent me the following example of the new California driver's license.
And with that, I'm gonna pack my dive bag, load up the car and go to bed.