Aw right! This shit is really pissing me off. Rachel Lucas, Kim du Toit, and Toren Smith are cutting back on their blogging. That's the bad news. But, since I'm on their blogrolls, when people go to their sites and see that there is nuttin' new, maybe they'll come over here and read my shit. It could happen.
But, there are some assholes who are fucking with that plan. I'm talking about the asswipes who are doing this DOS shit to Hosting Matters.
Dear President Bush:
It has come to my attention that there are some fkwads who are implementing a major DOS attack to a website on the Hosting Matters' servers. Not only has it fucked up this website, but it has also affected Little Green Footballs, Tim Blair,
Rachel Lucas (yeah like that's a problem since she ain't posting 'cause of her thumb), Daily Pundit, and yes, the evil Glenn Reynolds. Not only has this pissed off a lot of bloggers and their readers, it has also caused my hits to drop and my hit total will not meet last month's total. One of your duties as Commander-in-Chief is the protection of the Blogosphere. I know it is in the Constitution somewhere. "The Commander-in-Chief must protect the Blogosphere."
I think it is your duty to find out who these jerkweeds are and nuke 'em! I mean drop the big one on 'em. Dipshits! These assholes piss me off even more than trolls do. At least I can ban trolls, altho' there are one or two really persistent trolls who keep coming in on different IP addresses so every day I have to add another IP address to my banned IP list. Jesus H. Christ! You would think that after a while they would get a clue. Hello! I'm tired of your bullshit! Go away! Read The Rules. Don't like it? Fuck off!
I'm not gonna waste my bandwidth dealing with stupid trolls who act like they are in The Argument Sketch by Monty Python and comment only to contradict whatever has been said rather than taking a consistent position. For example, soneone who claims that the United States is trying to establish an empire by attempting to stamp out terrorism with no help (except for England, Australia, and some of the newly freed European nations) from Europe, but at the same time is pissed off because we didn't interfere in European affairs in WW1 and WW2 until we were dragged into those conflicts. Make up your fucking mind clueless troll. By the way, the period from WW2 until the present is probably the longest period of peace in western Europe since the Roman Empire. So, I guess if there is an American Empire, which there isn't, that must be a good thing.
But, I digress. After nuking the asshats who are fucking with Hosting Matters, could you lay some whoop-ass on Earthlink or Bell South. My dialup connection has dropped four times while I was writing this letter and I would like to see some buttwipe pay for that. Just damn, I'll be glad when Earthlink has DSL available in my neighborhood.
Hope Laura and the twins are doing OK.
See ya,
Grouchy Old Cripple