Heh. Hee. Heh. He did it better, but I did it first. Kim du Toit wrote a nice essay on the Pussification of the Western Male. Back in December of 2002, I did a post called The Pussification Of America. I blamed it on women. They said they wanted sensitive caring types like Alan Alda. They elected Bill Clinton.
Den Beste weighed in that the only reason white males are so often depicted as buffoons in TV commercials is they're the only ones left to pick on. Everyone else is ruled out due to political correctness. But wait just a freaking minute here! White males are a minority in this country now. Don't we get some sort of protection since we are now a minority?
Back to pussification. For my weekly rerun, I'm rerunning my pussification piece. As I said, it's not in the same league as Kim's, but I did it first!
Awright! I'm fixin' to offend some people. I've been good. I even wrote a treacly post about how I was thankful for lots of stuff. I'm nice three times a year: Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Mother's Day. The rest of the time I'm my usual grouchy self.
I've finally got my new PC set up. The guy brought it over Wednesday, but the mouse wouldn't work. Then the keyboard wouldn't work. So he took it home. He brought it by today and everything works. Now, I have to get all the programs off my old hard drive (which is still in the machine) to the new hard drive. I've already screwed my address book program and I know I backed it up on a Zip disk but I can't find it. So, I'm pissed off about that.
So, I see that there is some sort of storm going on about people getting pissed off about being delinked, and some pissant named Wilde is giving Jennie a hard time. Hey Wilde! Fuck off!
All right, ladies, I'm blaming all this whiny, wimpy shit on you. What do men want most of all? They want to get laid. Men will do anything to get laid. Ever since the late sixties, women have been saying that they want caring, sensitive men. They want men who will cry at movies. They want men like that wuss, Alan Alda. So, that's what we have, a lot of sensitive whiny crybabies. And that's why women liked Bill Clinton. They thought he was a sensitive, caring man. He felt our pain. Obscene Clinton joke follows. Skip the next paragraph if you are easily offended.
What does Hillary Clinton do after she shaves her pussy in the morning? She ties his tie and sends him off to his office in Harlem.
I got so sick of Bill Clinton bitching for eight years about how hard the press was on him. What a crock of shit. He was asked once (once!) about his alleged rape of Juanita Brodderick. If Clinton had been a Republican, he would have been asked that at every single press conference or photo op. I can still remember how Dan Blather hectored Nixon constantly. Clinton never got that treatment.
And now we have Tommie Dasshole whining about the treatment he's getting from Fox News and talk radio. "This has to stop", he whines. "I'm getting threats." Cry me a fucking river you whimpy, whiny bastard. If you can't stand the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen. Yoiu make me sick to my stomach. So Fox News and talk radio is against you. You've got ABCCBSNBCCNNCNBCMSNBC, the Washington Post, and the New York Times on your side. I don't hear any Republicans whining about that you gutless wimp.
Peggy Noonan has more balls than all you gutless Dimocrats put together.
I dispise self pity. I despise whining. I'm a cripple and you can ask anyone who has been around me any length of time if I whine, feel sorry for myself, or expect special treatment. That's why listening to whiny liberals just sends me up the fucking wall!
Tommie! You lost! You're in the minority. Grownups are in charge now. If you keep crying we'll have to send you to your room.
And to the rest of you whiny Dimocrats like Al Gore.
Grow up!
Posted by denny at November 8, 2003 03:37 PM