December 03, 2003

We Support the Troops

Is anybody else tired of hearing liberals say "We support the troops, but..."?

Here's what they really mean.

We support the troops, but we want to destroy their morale.

We support the troops, but we want them to lose the war.

We support the troops but we want them all to die and what's more we want their coffins photographed returning to the United States so we can turn the country against the troops that we support and want to die.

We support the troops but we want to bash Bush for not attending any of the funerals of the troops that we support and want to die.

We support the troops but we want Israel to surrender so Herr Jimmah Carter can have his "final solution".

We support the troops but we want to end the war on terrorism so we can have another 9/11 and blame it on Bush.

We support the troops, but this war is all about ooiiilll!

We support the troops, but we want to impeach Bush.

We support the troops, but we want to put the UN in charge of Iraq.

We support the troops, but we want to raise taxes on the rich.

We support the troops, but we want to block all of Dubya's judicial nominations.

We support the troops, but we think Southerners are a bunch of dumb goobers who drive around with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks and we think they should vote for Howard Dean who supports the troops but wants to give up in Iraq and let Saddam Hussein regain power.

We support the troops, but we think that the people who got pissed at the Dixie Chicks are a bunch of dumb rednecks.

We support the troops, but we want to continue fucking up the public school system.

We support the troops, but we want to keep the poor dependent on government programs.

We support the troops, but we want to implement socialized medicine.

We support the troops, but we want to implement socialism. After all, the only reason that socialism has never worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

We support the troops, but we want to "save" the environment by not letting the Forest Service remove dead and dying trees, therefore making the threat of wildfires greater.

We support the troops, but - fill in any other liberal bullshit.

Update. Since I did it for the Michael Jackson Jokes post why not for this one? Think up your best "We support the troops, but..." statement and put it in the comments section. I will post them in a later post.


Posted by denny at December 3, 2003 09:47 PM