Memo to Howard Dean and the other Dimocrat nitwits who are screaming for the United Nations to get involved in Iraq look what the Iraqi foreign minister, Hoshyar Zebari, has to say
''Settling scores with the U.S.-led coalition should not be at the cost of helping to bring stability to the Iraqi people,'' Zebari said in language unusually scolding for an occupant of the guest seat at the end of the curving Security Council table.
Ya hear that, you Axis of Weasels assholes?
''Squabbling over political differences takes a back seat to the daily struggle for security, jobs, basic freedoms and all the rights the U.N. is chartered to uphold,'' said Zebari, a blunt-spoken Kurd with a history of fighting Saddam as a mountain guerrilla.
How 'bout helping us out here?
Taking a harsh view of the inability of quarreling members of the Security Council to endorse military action in Iraq, Zebari, one of the 25 Cabinet ministers named by the Iraqi Governing Council in September, said, ''One year ago, the Security Council was divided between those who wanted to appease Saddam Hussein and those who wanted to hold him accountable.''The United Nations as an organization failed to help rescue the Iraqi people from a murderous tyranny that lasted over 35 years, and today we are unearthing thousands of victims in horrifying testament to that failure.
We at the United Nations can't help it if we are a bunch of cowardly pussies. We were just following the French.
''The U.N. must not fail the Iraqi people again,'' he said.
In other words, thanks a bunch for letting Saddam murder and rape us for the last 35 years you dickheads!
So what did Klueless Kofi Annan have to say about being bitch slapped?
''Now is not the time to pin blame and point fingers,'' he told reporters. Saying that Zebari was ''obviously entitled to his opinion,'' Annan said that the United Nations had done as much for Iraq as it could under the circumstances
I mean, how could we help you when we were trying to obstruct the United States from doing the right thing?
and was prepared to do more.
As long as there is no real work involved. We hold meetings. We hold lots of meetings. We're good at that.
''Quite honestly,'' he reiterated, ''now is not the time to hurl accusations and counter-accusations.''
Now is the time to do what we do best. Hold lots of meetings and blame all the world's problems on the United States.
So Klueless Kofi, when is the United Nations gonna do what the Dimocrat dimwits want and take over in Iraq? Well golly in this article in Wednesday's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation we find out what Klueless Kofi thinks:
But U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan presented the council with a report in which he said Iraq --- where a bombing at the U.N. headquarters in Baghdad killed at least 23 people in August --- remained too dangerous.
Ya hear that Howie? Your precious UN is too fucking scared to take over in Iraq. There goes your Plan A if you get elected. Do you have a plan B? No? Didn't think so.
So now we also have the Dims saying that capturing Saddam would not stop the insurgents. In fact, they say, it's only gonna get worse.
Have any of you ever heard of a little pest called a chigger? It is this little tiny parasite that burrows into your skin and sucks blood. When you get a chigger it itches like crazy. You can tell where the bastard is 'cause there's a little red spot. To get rid of a chigger, you just put some fingernail polish on the red spot. This cuts off the chigger's air and it dies. But, before it dies, it goes crazy and tries to dig its way out. It hurts like hell for just a little bit until the sumbitch dies.
That's what we got in Iraq. We just bagged Saddam and a few more of the top leaders of the insurgency. Like a chigger, the insurgency is going crazy right before it dies. We're winning. Who knows? In a few more months it might even be safe enough for the United Nations to go back in.
In the meantime, they'll continue what they do best: Hold lots of meetings, tell us what we're doing wrong in Iraq, and blame all the world's problems on us.
And the Jews. Mustn't forget the Jews. After all, they run the United States don't they?