To: Margaret Allbrite, former Secretary of Foreign Things
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Marion,
You go girl! It's about time someone has the balls to point out how politically craven the Busch administration is. Not only have they already captured Osama Ben Lenin and are waiting for the right political moment to produce him, they've obviously had Sodom Huessein in captivity for quite some time. I believe Joe McDermis of Washington. They were probably keeping him imprisoned in that hole in the ground and that is why he looked so bad. What next? Are we going to find out that there were weapons of mass destruction hidden in Iraq that they didn't tell us about and they've been holding that information back also? I wouldn't put anything past these evil Republicans.
And I'm glad to see that Harold Dean and some other people are now beginning to see that Cynthia McKinney was right. Those of us in the mainstream knew all along that Jeb Bush knew about 9/11 in advance and did nothing about it. It is time to impeach this president! He is a moron and a disgrace! Mickey Moore is right. Even though he won't talk to me anymore, ( And this is why - GOC), I still loved his autobiography, Stupid Fat White Man and the sequel, Dude, Where Are My Feet?
We definitely need for more soldiers to die in Iraq. Maybe then we could get the French, the Germans and the United Nations to join us. The nerve of this president to take us to war with no allies. We have thousands of Americans dying in Iraq and he tells the French, the Germans, and the Russians to go to hell. You and Bill Clinton wouldn't have done that. You would have asked permission from the French before embarking on this quagmire.
Even though I would like to see Helen Clinton or Jimmy Looberman as president, I think Henry Deen will do a good job and I really hope that he gives you your old job back or, even better, he gives it to Jimmy Carter. Now there would be the right person to direct our foreign things. He even won the Noble Prize from Finland. What an incredible diplomat! He could solve the North Korean problem just like he solved it back in 1984. I heard him say that if he had been re-elected, he would have had a "final solution" for Israel. What a shame this fine man was not given another term!
Once again, I am so proud that the Democratic Party has such an intelligent person like you to give advice on things about other countries. You're so much better than that Uncle Tom, Colon Power.
Luv ya,
Babs