I'm Surrounded By Idiots

Aaarrrggghhhh! I can't take it anymore! I wanna break sumpin'! I just want to be semi-retired. I want to go into work and do as little as possible for the next 17 months. If they expect me to do work and stuff, I want more money. Geez! The old network guy, who is no longer with us, warned me about the clueless assmunch who was taking over, but he is even worse than I thought. He wanted me to explain to him stuff that it took me years to learn in about 1 hour. No freaking way. I'm ready to go back on vacation.

I'm in a real foul mood tonight.

I have an evaluation with my manager on Thursday. I guess I should get good and drunk Wednesday night so I can look and feel my best for the occasion. At least I didn't have to talk to him today. He said "Hi" as he passed my office. I was chanting, "Please don't stop. Please don't stop." It must have worked. He kept on going.

I was driving home and listening to All Things Distorted on National Proletariat Radio and I heard some guy from Brazil bitching about having to have his picture taken and being fingerprinted to enter the country and how "invasive" this was. No dipshit, having a baseball bat shoved up your ass is invasive. Being fingerprinted and having your picture taken is a minor inconvenience and is one of the conditions for you to enter the country. You don't like it? There's a simple solution: Stay the fuck home! STFU!

Pete Rose confesses. "I gambled on baseball." Hey Pete! Fuck off! You're banned from baseball. You were a great player but as a human being you're an asshole. You can go in the Hall of Fame after you die. Until then, live with the consequences of your actions.

I got home and opened today's Atlanta Urinal and Constipation.

Part of the 17th Street bridge in Atlanta opens today. It's yellow. It looks like someone pissed on it. They're gonna keep it that color.

Oh goody! Here's an op-ed by William Safire.

As he heads into what H.L. Mencken called the ''Bible Belt,'' the candidate moved to plug an apparent hole in his resume about an interest in religion. After hearing Dean's observation beginning ''If you know much about the Bible --- which I do,'' a reporter asked about his favorite New Testament book. Dean named Job, adding, ''But I don't like the way it ends . . . in some of the books of the New Testament, the ending of the Book of Job is different . . . there's one book where there's a more optimistic ending, which we believe was tacked on later.''

Oh yeah. This fucktard has found religion and he really knows the Bible. I'm an atheist and even I know that Job is part of the Old Testament. And Job has different endings? That must be in the Readers' Digest condensed version. But, remember, Dean thinks the Soviet Union still exists. For those of you dickheads who think there is no liberal media bias, if Bush had said that Job was part of the New Testament, it would have been trumpeted on page one of the New York Times and Dan, Peter, and Tom would be sneering about how dumb Bush was. I don't want to start bashing Dean until he gets the nomination, but does anyone really want this prick running foreign policy? He'd probably appoint Jimmy Carter Secretary of State. Whatever happened to gravitas and does Dean have it? Cokie? Tim? Comments?

Molly Ivins is on vacation so I don't have to wade through her incoherent ravings. She and Ann Richards, her fellow dried up old hag, are probably off somewhere sucking lemons so they can be even more bitter than they already are.

They published letters from some real brain dead idiots. Here's an excerpt from one written by Paul L. Whitely Sr. of Louisville, Kentucky.

Our country has a lot of fences to mend with the international community, barriers that are an outgrowth of our practically unilateral invasion of Iraq.

Fuck the international community. If they had had their way, Saddam would still be murdering his people. "practically unilateral" - We didn't get permission from the Frogs or the Krauts.

I hope we get back in the good graces of the United Nations and win back the favor we are losing from much of the global community. It is folly to think we can go it alone in solving world problems; military might does not make right.

I hope we continue to tell the United Nations to go fuck themselves. Paul, here's a clue: The lead pipe. Ask Colonel Mustard if he will use it to bash some sense into your multinational skull you clueless sumbitch. And guess what? Sometimes military might does make right. Y'know, like the Civil War and WWII.

Another bleeding heart booger eatin' moh-ron named Eligio Aballera from Fairburn Georgia wrote

The statistics --- that 90 percent of war casualties are innocent women and children --- are gruesomely appalling.

Particularly disturbing were the "attendant horrors of war such as rape and mutilation, prostitution, forced recruitment of children into the military, psychological trauma, family separation and physical abuse in refugee camps."

What this putzhead is describing was the situation in Iraq before the war. Can he really be this fucking stupid?

I wonder whether both world leaders considered such inhumane sufferings and horrible consequences when they made the unilateral decision --- apparently based on faulty intelligence and unfounded imminent threat --- to go to war.

Yep, he can be that fucking stupid. They knew. They knew. That was one of the reasons they made the "unilateral decision" (Earth to Eligio - Unilateral means one. The UK and the United States are two countries. And of course Spain and Poland were involved. There were others, like Australia. In fact, there were 17. That's hardly unilateral you dolt.) to go to war. Iraq is a better place now but you're too stupid to realize that.

And where would we be without the wit and wisdom of The Vent where many Atlantans show off their incredible stupidity for all the AJC readers. Here's one.

Every time an alleged terrorist is killed, we probably create three more. So we're going to lose this whole thing.

Oh great! we're doomed! So let's just give up. What a fucking idiot!

I'm surrounded by idiots!

Posted by denny at January 5, 2004 08:35 PM