Don't the fucking liberals ever get tired of recycling the same old arguments? If I hear quagmire one more time I think I'm gonna puke. And what is it with this Bush=Hitler crap? Haven't these booger eatin' moh-rons ever heard of Godwin's Law? And let's use a little bit of common sense here. If Bush was really Hitler and Ashcroft was really Himmler (and Karl Rove was really Goebbels), the buttheads at Moveon.org would all be in prison and all the Dimocrats would be in concentration camps. Probably not a bad idea if you stop and think about it.
And what about that dickhead who wrote the column in the Seattle paper that Republicans were stupid. Hey assmunch! If we're so fucking stupid, why do we have all the money? And it's only Dimocrats who believe all this Bush is Hitler crap. And it's only Dimocrats and stupid women who believe that Hillary Clinton is a role model. Yeah that's the ticket. A woman who lets her husband humiliate her and her daughter in front of the whole fucking nation and doesn't castrate the sumbitch. And this is a feminist role model? Listen up! I know some strong women who would have done a Bobbit on that sumbitch. And it's Republicans who are stupid? GMAFB!
What got me all worked up was this op-ed that appeared in Tuesday's Atlanta Urinal and Constipataion by some dipshit named Lewis W. Diuguid who writes for the Kanses City Star.
The new year serves as a good time to assess the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
Went pretty well if you ask me.
Who could forget Saddam Hussein? But the Bogeyman of Baghdad looked more like a down-and-out derelict than a fearsome despot when U.S. soldiers captured him last month.
Well shit he has to say sumpin'. I mean, Lewis was probably one of those liberals shouting out, "Where's Saddam?" Now that we have him he has to try to put the worst possible spin on it. It is really getting hard to be a Dimocrat.
Behind it was a chilling year-end truth: Saddam is in custody, but the U.S.-led war in Iraq shows no sign of ending. With the U.S. military death toll nearing 500, more U.S. troops have died since the Iraq war began on March 20 than the 392 U.S. servicemen killed in the Vietnam War from 1961 through 1964.
Ah yes. The tried and true Viet Nam. What would the liberals do without Viet Nam, the war that they caused us to lose the traitorous bastards? Fortunately, since the gummint schools probably don't teach American history anymore they can get away with this bullshit about Viet Nam between 1961 and 1964. During those years, we only had a token force of advisors in country. The war didn't start in earnest until 1965. But remember, liberals have no use for facts. And where is the q-word?
Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright in a recent meeting with the Kansas City Star editorial board called the current quagmire ''the perfect storm.'' She said President Bush sold the country on ''a war of choice.''
There it is! And it came from one of the most incompetent Secretaries of State this country has ever seen, Madeleine Halfbright. One of the most successful wars this country has ever fought and the liberals call it a quagmire. Hey Madeleine, how's that Kosovo thing going? Y'know the one that your boss Blowjob Clinton said we would only have troops in for one year? Have those troops come home yet?
The Bush administration before the war in Iraq linked Saddam with the Taliban and Osama bin Laden and then months later said it wasn't so. Officials got Americans behind the war with tales of weapons of mass destruction and possible terrorist attacks at home.
Dude! Saddam's singing like a canary. What are you asswipe's gonna say when we find out there is a connection between Saddam and al Qaeda? And what happens if we find out that Saddam shipped his weapons to Syria? These fuckers are gonna be cranking up more Bush=Hitler bullshit because that's all they have.
Now Bush must sell people on winning the peace.''That becomes the hardest job for the president,'' Albright said. ''You can't keep changing your story. That's part of the problem.''
And someone who worked for Clinton is an expert on changing stories.
"I didn't have sexual relations with that woman ... "
"Oral sex isn't sex."
"We weren't alone."
"It all depends on what your meaning of is, is."
But the U.S. blunder of the year, Robert Jay Lifton wrote in the Dec. 22 issue of The Nation, was in seeking to ''control history'' through ''militarizing the problem of terrorism.'' The Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks exposed the superpower's vulnerability.
Thanks to political correctness emasculating the CIA.
''A superpower's victimization brings on both a sense of humiliation and angry determination to restore, or even extend, the boundaries of a superpower-dominated world,'' Lifton wrote in the ''American Apocalypse'' article.
Look, the dude writes for the Nation. He's a fucking communist. He's one of those assholes who ask, "Why do they hate us?"
''The humiliation together with American world ambitions, however, precluded dealing with the attacks as what they were --- terrorism by a small group of determined zealots, not war,'' he wrote. ''A more focused, restrained, internationalized response to al-Qaida could have been far more effective without being a stimulus to expanded terrorism.''
Yeah, but those fuckers were supported by the Taliban so we took those dickheads out. Saddam, in spite of what the brain dead liberals aver, had a WMD program and we knew he would give them to terrorists and we took him out. And guess what? Daffy Kadaffy saw what we did to Saddam and he surrendered.
After 8 years of Clinton, bin Laden thought we were a nation of pussies. After all, Clinton is a pussy. Even Hillary has bigger balls than he does. Can you imagine Clinton having the balls to fly into Baghdad? OBL was quoted as saying that after we turned tail and ran from Somalia, he knew we could be defeated. He was wrong. Clinton wasn't president anymore. OBL is either worm food or he's hiding out in a cave somewhere. And Madeleine Halfbright even thinks we may have captured him and we are waiting for the right political moment to publicize the event. The dumb bitch must be green with envy that this administration has a foreign policy that actually works.
Meanwhile, people's needs at home go begging. Homelessness and people without health insurance have increased. Poverty is up, and joblessness remains a problem.
I thought we were talking about foreign policy. OK. The Clinton recession is over. The stock market has come roaring back. Unemployment is dropping. Stupid Republicans are making lots of money. Things are really looking bad for Dimocrats. No wonder all they have to run on is Bush=Hitler.
Bush hasn't done any better in the countries he claims to have ''liberated.'' The Center for Health & Gender Equity, Feminist Majority, the Women's Environment & Development Organization along with the Communications Consortium Media Center recently released a Global Women's Issues Scorecard on the Bush administration.The report gave the administration an A on rhetoric on the U.S. resolution on ''Women and Political Participation'' adopted in November at the United Nations. But it got a D on walking the walk.
WTF? Are you trying to tell me that women are worse off in Afghanistan and Iraq after the wars than before the wars???? What the fuck are you smoking? I think the federal prosecutors might want to come to Kansas City and see if you've been doctor shopping for some of the drugs that you must be taking. Jesus H. Christ! You have one really bad case of Bush Derangement Syndrome!
Albright shared similar concerns, saying, ''Iraq did divert attention and resources'' from Afghanistan. Now each country is more dangerous.''It's become impossible for the United States of America to feel secure anywhere,'' she said.
I feel a hell of a lot more secure than I would if that moron Bush hadn't stolen the election. Hey, if Republicans are so fucking stupid how did they steal the election? They even outsmarted a Daley and Daleys have been stealing elections in Chicago for years. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
That's not a good way to start the new year. Like Bush, Albright advocates keeping U.S. troops in Iraq. ''I think it would be a real mistake if we pulled our forces out,'' she said. ''There would be a huge vacuum.''
Like the one between your ears and the ears of most of the people who vote for Dimocrats.
I disagree. U.S. troops need to come home now and a true coalition of U.N. peacekeepers needs to help the Iraqis rebuild that country.
Yeah Lewis, the United Nations has been a resounding success in peacekeeping roles. First you have to get them to go back into Iraq. The cowardly bastards left, remember? Tell me Lewis, does the Kansas City Star pay you to write nonsensical bullshit like this? Can I get a job there? You're dumber than Molly Ivins and that's saying a lot.
'Stepping off the superpower treadmill would also enable us to cease being a nation ruled by fear,'' he wrote. ''Renouncing omnipotence would make our leaders themselves less fearful of weakness, and diminish their inclination to instill fear in their people as a means of enlisting them for illusory military efforts at world hegemony.''
Kumbaya. Why do they hate us?
Overcoming fear will be our biggest challenge this new year.
No. Our biggest challenge will be keeping people who think like you out of the gummint this year.
You are a fucking idiot!