I am starting a new feature called the Monday Pun. Every Monday my friend Richard sends me a bad pun. I have decided to share the puns with you, my faithful readers.
Making money in the stock market is easy. Just buy stock in companies
that will merge. Here are merger predictions from Gary in New York,
who knows lots about these matters:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and
W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers will join
forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining
will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.