To: Dennis Kokonuts
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Donnie,
Does it ever bother you that you are named after a breakfast cereal?
But that's not what this fax is about. I watched the debates from Vermont tonight. Well I didn't watch the whole thing because, quite frankly they're rather boring and I had to help Jim rehearse for his latest transmission commercial. I mean what's the point? Bush is a Nazi. What's there to debate about that? As Harold Dean said, we need to go to all those states and we need to take our country back.
Although I agree with a lot of your positions, and I know that before you became a Congressman, you were the mayor of Cinncinnati (and probably a good one) I'm asking you to drop out of the race and throw all of your support to Jimmy Looberman. As you know, he's a Jew and I'm a Jew and I think it is high time that we had a Jew as president. Who would be better at managing the finances of this country than a Jew? And, I really love his wife Madrassa.
I also think it is high time that we had an African-American as vice-president and I think Al Sharpton would be just the man for the job. He's not as cute since he got his hair cut, but he still is an excellent speaker. I'm looking forward to hearing him at the Democratic National Convention. I'm hoping he does real well in the South Georgia primary, or whatever that state is that comes after the Vermont primary. Deen knew all of those states. I can't keep track of them. There are just too many. Don't you just admire the passion of that man. I just loved it when he tossed his coat to that old guy, rolled up his sleeves, and started growling. He reminded me of a white Arsenio Hall.
So anyway Danny, I think that for the good of the party you should drop out like Carol Mostly Brown and Dirk Gotfart, and throw all your support behind Jack Leeberman. He's the only Democrat who could beat Jeb Bush.
Although I think that Joe Edwards guy is kind of cute.
Luv ya,
Babs
Posted by denny at January 22, 2004 08:34 PM Category: Faxes From Babs