I almost forgot to post the Monday pun from my friend Richard. Here 'tis.
One day, a farmer noticed water oozing from the dam that protected his
fields. He ignored the leak. Many months later, he awoke to find his
house filled with rising water. The trickle had become a gusher. The
farmer improvised a raft from one of the doors and used a board as an
oar. He escaped just before the dam burst. The moral of the story: As
ye seep, so shall ye row.