March 21, 2004

The Mission

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Posted by denny at March 21, 2004 04:43 PM  
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LMAO! How true! But see, what men don't get is...shopping is NOT going to get ONE thing. Shopping is going to buy many many thing, most of them unnecessary, and being able to cram in as much window-shopping and sensory overload as one can in that three hour time frame.

Or maybe it's just me.

Posted by: Burnt Fuse on March 21, 2004 05:35 PM

If you assume that shopping is some sort of entertainment, then you get a cost per minute of $5.5 for the men and $4.25 for the women. At least for women the assumption seems quite safe...

Posted by: David on March 21, 2004 07:40 PM

Denny, you have just illustrated the difference between "shopping" and "buying". Women go to shop. Men go to buy.

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on March 21, 2004 07:50 PM

David - For most men shopping is not entertainment, it's a chore, unless you're shopping for guns, cars, or home entertainment equipment.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on March 21, 2004 07:59 PM
...then you get a cost per minute of $5.5 for the men...
Actually, while that's true as far as it goes, one can't complete the cost per minute comparison because the female clock is still ticking. If you look closely, you'll see that she (and her "assistants/advisors") never actually made it into the Gap. The women still haven't completed the specified task! Posted by: Grognard on March 22, 2004 04:47 PM

I noticed that her path is in a continuous loop.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on March 22, 2004 09:08 PM
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