What's been going through my mind all day long is the tune Ding Dong the Witch is Dead from the Wizard of Oz. I'm ecstatic that Yassin is now taking the celestial dirt nap. This was long overdue. Here is another asshole who has corrupted Islam and turned it into a religion of hate. I hope he is roasting in Hell right now.
Uh oh! I'm an atheist so I don't believe in Hell. It's times like these that I really wish there was a God. I'd just love to see people like Yassin and Khomeini face Allah and have Him ask, "What the fuck are you dudes doing here?"
"We were holy men."
"No, you were evil men. You killed innocent people in my name and for that you will roast in Hell for eternity."
How I envy you people who believe in God, because you must be thinking thoughts like these right now.
All the folks over at Ranburg are ululating (sp). I feel like finding some children and handing out candy.
Am I a bloodthirsty savage? Yep! I just wish that asshole Arafat was next. I bet he's shitting bricks about now.
The Palestinians are threatening Dire Revenge™ as they do after every Israeli attack.
Yeah, whatever. This time, however, there's a difference. Now they're threatening us.
Memo:
To: The Palestinians
From: The United States
Subject: Dire Revenge™
Listen buttwipes. We've let you bastards blow up innocent Israelis and we have tried to restrain Sharon and we even came out with that bullshit Roadmap For Peace that you assholes didn't even begin to honor. We have also shown restraint over the three Amercans that you killed in Gaza. You do not want to piss us off with your Dire Revenge™ bullshit. You fuckers are on notice. You do not want to fuck with us! Ask Mullah Omar who is hiding in a cave somewhere in Afghanistan. Ask Uday and Qusay who are talking to Sheikh Yassin right now as they are probably roasting on adjacent spits in Hell. Ask Saddam Hussein. We are sick of you assholes and your antics. If you fuck with us you are going down big time.
Sheikh Yassin's funeral would have been a good time to have tested out MOAB. Talk about a target rich environment.
So who is next in the chain of command of Hamas?
He's got a great opportunity for martydom.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by denny at March 22, 2004 09:28 PM