To:Sanator Jack Carey
From: Barbra Streisand
Dear Jim,
I'm sorry I never congratulated you on winning the nomination for President. I will be proud to have you as my president since you are a genuine war hero unlike Jeb Busch who was AWOL during the Korean War.
I am a devout Democrat and besides raising and donating money, I will be sending you these faxes to offer you my keen political insight. I have been doing this to other prominent Democrats and I'm sure they have told you how much they valued my advice.
First off, let me commend you on how well you are doing as chairman of the 9/11 investigation. How you have time to do that while running for president amazes me. And still, you found time to run off to Idaho and go snowboarding. What an energetic man you must be. I bet your wife loves being married to a macho man like you. I wish Jim had more energy, if you know what I mean.
I have a website where I also post advice for Democrats. It is BarbraStreisand.com. If I forget to send you timely faxes, you can go there for what I think we Democrats must do to throw Bush and his cronies out of office.
Anyway, on my website I debunk the myth that Bush was a hero. Hundreds of people who have left his administration have written books about how incompetent he was. I also have a timeline of all the things he should have known about.
If he would have only kept on more of the people from the Clinton administration like Tenant at the CIA or Menato at the Transport Department, but no, he had to bring in lots of people who were incompetent. We were lucky we didn't have a 9/12 and a 9/13 to go along with 9/11.
As we all know by now, Dick Clarke had all the answers and Clinton listened to him and the cowboy didn't. If only the Republicans hadn't stolen the election we would have had Al whats-his-name as President and he would have kept the important people like Tenant and Menato and 9/11 would have never happened. When will the American people ever learn?
As I said on my website, I feel confident the tide is turning and the American people are finally wising up. I predict a landslide win for you in October. If there is anything I can do to help you please let me know. Expect more of these faxes offering you advice as the year goes on.
By the way, I loved the little daisy thingy on your vest in your snowboard picture.
Luv ya,
Babs