Why I Am Not a Dimocrat

Since I'm being pestered by an incredibly stupid troll who has imbibed in the Dimocrat Party's Clueless Kool-Aid and is spouting all this stupid Bush is Hitler and the Republicans are Nazi's bullshit, I thought I would repost sumpin' I wrote before the 2002 election.

Why I Am Not a Dimocrat

With the election coming up tomorrow, I thought I would come up with lots of reasons why I am not a Dimocrat and why I will not be voting for any Dimocrats.

• National defense - Dimocrats have never seen a defense budget that they did not want to cut. After every Dimocrat administration, the Republican president has to try and repair the damage done to the military by the Dimocrats. And this time, Bush had to rebuild the low morale caused by having a draft dodger and sexual offender as the commander-in-chief.
  
• Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Kennedy.
  
• Social Security - The Social Security system is in serious trouble. The trust fund has been raided by the politicians (both Republicans and Dimocrats) and is full of IOU's (Essentially government bonds that we the taxpayers will have to redeem from our taxes meaning we will have to pay Social Security taxes twice) from the Federal Gummint. The Dimocrats solution is to raise taxes and cut benefits. The Republicans at least want to try sumpin' different. Had I been allowed to invest my Social Security taxes in a stock index fund I would have more money than what is in my 401(k). As it is, twenty years of investing in my 401(k) (And I invested very conservatively with a large cap index fund, a small cap index fund, and a bond fund.) will give me a better income than forty years of paying Social Security. Plus, I can pass my 401(k) money on to my family. When I die, Social Security dies with me.
  
• Taxes - We are overtaxed. Think about it. An average American pays 28% federal income taxes. Add in Social Security which is 15%. What? I though it was around 7.5%. Nope. You pay half and your employer pays half. That's money he could be paying you. Ask a self-employed person how much he/she has to pay. Rachel, would you care to answer that question? So we're up to 43%. In Georgia, our state tax is 6%. Factor in sales taxes, excise taxes, ad valorem taxes, personal property taxes, capital gains taxes, and all the junk taxes (Have you looked at your utility bills lately?) and that's a pretty hefty tax burden. The Dimocrats treat a tax cut as an expenditure. They say the gummint can't afford to give us a tax cut. A Dimocrat never met a tax cut he liked (Unless it bought him votes.) Or a tax increase he didn't like. To a Dimocrat, all the money belongs to the gummint. If we're real good, they'll let us keep some of our own money. Listen up dipshits! It's not your money! It's my money and I worked hard to earn it. If the gummint 'can't afford' a tax cut, maybe the gummint is too large. Try cutting spending! That's what us peons have to do. We can't vote ourselves a pay increase like you assholes can. And you bastards are all overpaid.
  
• Tom Dasshole, Barbara Boxer, and Jean Carnahan.
  
• Education - Ever since Jimmy Carter established the Department of Education, our education system in this country has gotten worse. The Dimocrats' solution is (Su-prise! Su-prise!) throw more money at the problem. We need to abolish the worthless Department of Education and use the savings to give us a tax cut or block grant money to the states. Abolishing teachers unions would help too. We need accountability from our educators. We also don't need political correctness and socialism taught in our schools. Howza 'bout teaching Johnny how to read and write and add and subtract?
  
• Racists - The Dimocrats are racists. Think not? They think blacks are dumber than whites. If not, why do they think that blacks should be held to lower college admission standards than whites? Why do they make excuses for low SAT scores by saying that SAT tests are 'culturally biased'? What culture is that? The anti-achievement culture that states that anyone who does well in school is an oreo, an Uncle Tom, or is 'acting white'? That's the culture that the SAT's are biased against. That's the culture the Dimocrats want to maintain. That is why I despise people like Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They have sold out their race for personal gain and the Dimocrats have actively aided them. That is disgusting!
  
• Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Julianne Malveaux.
  
• Welfare - The Dimocrats have created a permanent underclass. Blacks are over represented in this class. There are more white people on welfare, but as a percentage of their race, there are far more blacks. The RWPP's (Race Warlord Povery Pimps - see Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton) aided by useful idiots like John Lewis (Civil rights pioneer and Congressman from Georgia) have kept blacks in poverty and on the Dimocratic plantation. Don't demand they get an education. Don't demand that they not have children out of wedlock. Keep holding them to lower standards. Blame all their problems on white racism. Rather than tackling problems like illiteracy, high crime, drugs, and out of wedlock births, sponsor boycotts to get rid of the Confederate flag in South Carolina. Yeah, that's gonna lift a lot of blacks out of poverty.
  
• Dickhead Gephardt, Barney Frank, and Nancy Pelosi.
  
• Gun control - I support the Second Ammendment to the Constitution. Dimocrats don't. They want to take our guns away.
  
• Socialism - The Dimocrats want to turn this country into a socialist state like Cuba. Why do European countries have high unemployment rates? Because the businesses in those countries are over-taxed and over-regulated. Government mandated social programs ensure that the companies will hire as few employees as they can. Socialism has never worked any where it has been tried. The only limited success was in Sweden and that country is now imploding.
  
• Barbra Streisand, Alec Baldwin, and Rosie O'Donnell.
  
• Homeland Security - The House of Representatives has passed a Homeland Security bill. Tom Dasshole and the Dimocrats in the Senate have not because they want the employees to be in gummint unions and impossible to fire for incompetence. To the Dimocrats, gummint jobs are more important than the security of this country.
  
• Wimps - After the terrorist acts committed against us during the Clinton administration, how many times did Bill Clinton bite his lip, feel our pain, and promise to bring those responsible to justice? And what did he do? Fired off a few cruise missiles and wiped out some goats and an aspirin factory. And the only reason he did that was to distract us from Monica. What did Bush do after 9/11? Kabul Kaboom! And that was just the start. We are going after Saddam, with or without the Eurowimps.
  
• Barbara Lee, Sheila Jackson Lee, and Carrie Meeks.
  
• Kyoto Accords - Yeah, the Senate voted 99-0 against the Kyoto treaty, but, there are Dimocrats out there who say we should ratify that treaty. There are no Republicans or Libertarians who feel that way.
  
• The International Criminal Court - Dimocrats think that we, contrary to the Constitution of the United States of America, should surrender our sovereignty to a foreign body like the ICC.
  
• James Carville, Paul Begala, and Terry McAuliffe.
  
• Elections - I think elections should be decided at the polls and not in the courts. When the Dimocrats lose an election at the polls they try to win in the courts. The Dims in California took Prop 209 to the courts. Look at the 2000 election mess in Florida. And no, The United States Supreme Court did not give the election to Bush. The Supreme Court simply told the Florida Supreme Court (All Dimocrats, by the way.) to obey Florida election laws, which, the Florida Supreme Court was trying to change. The New Jersey Supreme Court (Guess which party?) changed the New Jersey election laws to allow Lautenburg to replace Toricelli. Imagine the howls from the lamestream media if Republicans had legislated laws from the bench. Also, I don't think that dead people should be allowed to vote because they vote overwhemlingly for Dimocrats. There's an old joke in Chicago that goes like this: 'My father voted Republican all his life. Since he died, he's voted Dimocrat in the past three elections.'
  
• Al Gore, Walter Mondale, and Jimmy Carter.
  
• Class Warfare - The Dimocrats have pitted rich against poor. Young versus old. Black versus white. The rich do not pay their fair share is a popular Dimocrat chant. The top 1% of taxpayers in this country who earn 17% of the income pay 34% of the taxes. Is that fair? Social Security is gonna put a tremendous burden on the young to support, in many cases, the very well off old. I'm gonna be one of 'em. Blacks have more freedom and a higher standard of living in this country that anywhere else on this planet. To hear Dimocrats and the WRPP's, blacks are oppressed with no opportunities. Bullshit!
  
• Totally bankrupt policies - What do the Dimocrats stand for? Failed policies. High taxes. Big gummint. Gun control. Election fraud. Weak military. Socialism. Failed education system. The Dimocrats stand against everything that has made this country great.
  

I read yesterday that when the weather is bad, the Dimocrat party's base stays home.

Pray for rain.