I don't have time to post a Saturday rerun so I'm posting a joke instead.
"Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day when
Sleepy rushes in and says, " Guess what guys, I've won a trip to see the
Pope!"
Everyone gets all excited and chants, "We finally get to ask him, we
finally get to ask him."
The next day, they are standing in front of the Pope, Dopey out in
front of the other six.
All the other six start pushing Dopey and saying, "Go ahead, Dopey,
ask him, ask him!"
The Pope looks at Dopey and asks, "Do you have a question to ask me,
young man?"
Dopey looks up shyly and says, "Well, yes."
The Pope tells him to go ahead and ask.
Dopey asks, "Well, do....do they have nuns in Alaska?"
The Pope replies, "Well, yes, I'm sure we have nuns in Alaska."
The others all keep nudging Dopey and chanting, "Ask him the rest,
Dopey, ask him the rest!"
The Pope asks Dopey if there's more to his question, and Dopey
continues, "Well, uh, do they have, uh, black nuns in Alaska?"
To which the Pope replies, "Well, my son, I think there must be a
few black nuns in Alaska, yes."
Still not satisfied, the others keep saying, "Ask him the last part,
Dopey, ask him the last part!"
The Pope asks Dopey, "Is there still more to your question?" To
which Dopey replies, "Well, uh, yeah..... are there, uh, are there any
midget black Nuns there.
"My son, I really don't think that there are any black midget Nuns in
Alaska."
At that, Dopey looked down at the floor and turned all kinds of
color.
The others start jumping and laughing, Yelling, "Dopey screwed a
Penguin, Dopey screwed a Penguin."
Yah! I know. There ain't no penguins in Alaska, but it's still a funny joke.