Sorry Grognard, but I'm gonna make fun of the Palestinians. The following was from the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation. I'd enclose the link, but they now require registration. Buttheads!
Washington --- In a major shift in U.S. policy, President Bush on Wednesday embraced an Israeli proposal to withdraw unilaterally from Gaza, recognized that Israel can retain some of the occupied West Bank permanently and said Palestinian refugees wouldn't have the right to return to Israel under any final peace settlement.
That just breaks my heart!
The change in policies, announced by Bush during a joint White House appearance with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, swept away decades of U.S. insistence that any final peace settlement must require a return to Israel's 1949 borders or something very close to them.
Oh man! That's gonna piss off a bunch of Arabs ain't it?
The new stance also softened longstanding U.S. objections to Israel's settlements in Palestinian territory and to Israel's construction of a barrier to separate Palestinian and Israeli areas.
Maybe you assholes should have taken the offer from Barak that Yasshole Arafat walked away from.
It also enraged Palestinians.
Remember when you dickheads were dancing in the streets on 9/11? That enraged us. You also killed some Americans in Gaza who were coming to help your worthless asses. That enraged us. Deal with it!
"You'll have no takers for this,'' said Hanan Ashrawi, a member of the Palestinian Legislative Council.
Y'know what? We don't give a shit! We ain't asking. We're telling.
Both Yasser Arafat, the Palestinian leader, and Ahmed Qureia, the prime minister, denounced the plan, declaring it will put any future peace agreement in peril.
Future peace agreement? What future peace agreement? After 40 years we've decided that there is no chance of peace with you dudes. Israel is withdrawing from Gaza and building a wall around the West Bank to keep you guys out. Fight amongst yourselves. When you're done with your civil war, give us a call.
By siding so unequivocally with Sharon, Bush risked inflaming the Muslim world against America even more than it already is. His stance also adds stress to America's strained ties with Europe, whose capitals are far more sympathetic to the Palestinians.
Yeah. We're gonna make the Muslims more pissed off at us than they already are.
''This U.S. administration's policies, its bias towards occupation and rejection of international law will jeopardize U.S. interests in the region,'' said Jibril Rajoub, a security adviser to Arafat. ''The Americans will as a result only reap hostility among the people of the Middle East. This U.S. administration is dealing with the world as if it's a Texas ranch.''
No, we're treating you like the barbarous assholes that you are.
Some Palestinians predicted the turn of events would trigger more violence.''This will only spark another uprising, a more violent one, actually,'' Palestinian pollster Nader Said said.
Oh shit! Dire Revenge™. Bring it on! You do not want to fuck with us! We'll make Sharon look like a humanitarian. Don't you asswipes get it? We are fed up with your bullshit. For 50 years you have been trying to wipe Israel off the map. It ain't gonna happen. You had a real good chance for peace and a state with Oslo. You fucked that up.
In a White House news conference with Sharon by his side, Bush argued that the world has changed and the old policies no longer apply.
That means we are fed up with your bullshit. Stop the terrorism. We'll deal with people who actually want peace. We haven't found any on your side.
Administration officials said Bush's policy shift will jump-start peace talks between Israelis and Palestinians. But news of Bush's positions added fuel to critics who insist Bush has been less than an honest broker between Israel and the Palestinians, as many of his predecessors strove to be.
This sounds like the Godfather. Here's an offer you cannot refuse. If you turn it down, the next offer will be worse.
''These are historic and courageous actions,'' Bush said. ''If all parties choose to embrace this moment, they can open the door to progress and put an end to one of the world's longest-running conflicts.''
Dear Palestinians. You better take this offer 'cause the next one will be worse.
''The Palestinian people must insist on change and on a leadership that is committed to reform and progress and peace,'' he said. ''We will help. But most of the difficult work is theirs.''
Stop blowing up. Start acting civilized.
''Everything has been predetermined. It's a joke to say negotiate. Negotiate what? If you predetermine refugees and borders, then why negotiate? To minimize the losses?'' said Ali Jirbawi, a Palestinian political science professor at Birzeit University, near Ramallah on the West Bank.
Take it or leave it. You walked away from the best offer that you were ever gonna get from Ehud Barak. You better jump at this offer or it's only gonna get worse. We are sick and tired of your bullshit. The ball is in your court.
And get rid of Arafat. Don't you remember? We declared him irrelevant. We gave you yet another chance with the Roadmap to Peace. Israel made concessions. You made none. Nada. Zed. Zippo. Diddly dip point shit. How can there be a peace agreement if you guys don't want peace? Call us when you do. Until then Bush just sent you a big ol' can of STFU.
Go whine about how unfair all this is. We're not listening. We've heard all this crap before. We're tired of it. Stop your car swarms. Stop your threats of Dire Revenge™. Stop the suicide bombings. Stop killing in the name of Islam. Stop brainwashing your children. Stop sending them off to die. Stop the hatred.
For over 50 years you've been trying to drive the Jews into the sea. It ain't gonna happen. Learn to live in peace and you can have your state. With the Jews to help you you could be prosperous.
Abba Eban said it best: "The Palestinians have never missed an opportunity to miss an opportunity".
Rather than whining about getting the shaft accept a deal before it's too late. Oh that's right. I'm talking to Palestinians. I'm wasting my time.
Sorry. Fuck off!
Posted by denny at April 15, 2004 09:57 PM