It appears that the trick to get my weekend hits up is dropping my already low standards even lower. Here ya go.

Yes ma'am!
Great shirt, but her tits are crooked! The right one (left, to the viewer) sags an inch lower than the right one.
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on April 24, 2004 08:20 PMYum Yum!!!!
Posted by: Paul in Pa on April 24, 2004 08:22 PMA few weeks ago in Melbourne, Australia, the management of the Westco clothing company gave all staff T-shirts with the wording, "Stop pretending you don't want me", and ordered them in writing to wear them or get the sack immediately.
SHTF BIG TIME! "Grossly offended" female staff appeared on local TV, papers had a field day, every loud-mouth, attention-seeking public (non)servant who reckoned he (or mostly "she") could grab some air-time pushed their ugly mugs on the idiot box saying how disgraceful it was... BS...BS...BS.
Gees, why can't these wimpy morons learn to LAUGH a little and stop taking themselves so seriously? No-one else does!
Posted by: Jim Riley on April 24, 2004 10:54 PMThe right one is lower than the LEFT ONE. I must always remember, Preview Still Respects Me The Next Morning!
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on April 25, 2004 10:18 AMRight lower than the left? Details...schmetails. :)
Yeah, yeah, I know--as long as it's a perfect handful, you don't care if it's resting on her shoes... ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons on April 25, 2004 10:47 PMI think u ppl r disgusting to talk about those poor girls like that they have rights to an should not b treated like items on a shelf
Posted by: Blah on July 13, 2004 10:31 AMBlah - If they don't want us to talk about them like that, they shouldn't pose nude. Get a sense of humor transplant.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on July 13, 2004 10:52 AM