Monday Pun 4/25/04

This could probably happen in Atlanta as during rush hour not only are people talking on cell phones, but they are eating, applying makeup, and reading the paper. Really!

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car. He was astounded
to see that the driver was knitting. Realizing that she was oblivious
to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window,
turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!" "NO!" she yelled back.
"IT'S A SCARF!"

OK. It's not technically a pun, but it does apply to Atlanta.

So here's a real pun from Ric

Did I ever tell you about the time I was in Iraq? There was so little
to do for entertainment. You could either go to a prostitute or watch a
movie. Basically, the options boiled down to the Iraqi whore or picture
show.

Now that is a bad pun!

Posted by denny at April 25, 2004 11:04 PM