I realize that most of you dickwads are too stupid to have your own web sites. I mean, you can't even do it on Blowspot. Now how dumb is that? And those of you who do have websites have content that is so full of crap that no one wants to go there. So what to do? Why not go to other web sites that people actually read and post your bullshit there? That way, maybe someone will finally read what you perceive to be wisdom. Unfortunately, most of those readers will be smart enough to know that it is total bullshit.
Let me give y'all some advice. If you are gonna troll in comments, do it on a post that is less than two weeks old. Posts older than that are usually off the front page and the only people who will read your comments are me or people who happen to be poking through my archives. Dontcha want all my readers to see how smart you are? That's one of the reasons you're trolling isn't it? Why not share your immense wisdom so all my readers can see exactly how smart you are?
Case in point, one Greg Hunter, who deposited his troll droppings on a February 10 post about John Fonda Kerry. He dared me to post it. Uh, Greg, you must not understand how this blogging stuff works. You post it in my comments. I can delete it or edit it, but you post it. Anyway, I thought I would share his wisdom with y'all.
Denny You are as dumb as a box of rocks. You cant get a Purple heart or Stars just by putting yourself in for it. Since you were in the rear with the gear you may not know that. You hate Clinton because he avoided the draft. Now you hate Kerry because he volunteered, for 2 tours, and was decorated in combat. And now these medical records have been released. Your probably to stupid to know this, great Presidents who have been liberals, Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Wilson, all lead us through war. BTW,speaking on liberal and conservative press? what are the service records of Rush limbaugh, Shaun Hannity, Joe Scarborough and the like? Bush may be a good man but he is a mental midget being led by the nose by draft dodging war hawks Cheney, Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld. Lets not even talk about his lousy record with the economy,the deficit, unemployment, his war against the middle class, tax breaks for the rich, his failure in the U.S. intelligence agency's. Are you just a GOP zombie also, or do you have any origional thoughts of your own? If Hitler ran as a Republican you'd probably vote for him. Lets see if you have the guts to post this.
I responded to some of this in the comments.
First off, he broke two of The Rules:
3. Do not start a thread with an insult. That immediately shows that you are a fucking idiot and are fair game and will be treated accordingly. If you are polite, we will be polite. Maybe. I decide. Unfair? See rule 1.
4. If you do insult me or others, try to make it an amusing insult. "Ha. Ha. Ha. You sure are stupid" is lame. "You have alzheimers" is lame. "If your brains were TNT, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose" is good. Come up with sumpin' like that and you can stay a little longer. I want to be amused. If I'm not amused you're gone. Why can I do that? See rule number 1
C'mon. Dumb as a box of rocks? Did you learn that in the 1st or 2nd grade?
and it's not "cant" it's can't.
Decorations: Kerry lobbied for his first purple heart. His decorations were based on his reports to superiors.
My military service: Doesn't matter. I served. I was in Viet Nam. I wasn't in the "rear with the gear". Since you are gonna denigrate my service, did you serve? Probably not. You sound like a coward to me.
I do not hate Kerry because he served. I hate him for what he did after he returned to the States. I hate him for his association with the traitor Jane Fonda. I hate him for testifying about made up atrocities. I hate him for throwing his medals away. Wait. They weren't his? Or were they? They were ribbons and not medals? Geez. He keeps changing his story.
Great Presidents who were liberals. Oh. They led us through war not "lead us through war". Teddy Roosevelt today would be considered conservative. His liberal policies were anti-trust and conservation. His foreign policy was anything but liberal. I don't consider Wilson a great president. Think League of Nations. That really prevented WWII didn't it? Roosevelt was a socialist. The Social Security time bomb he created keeps ticking away. Economists from the Austrian and Chicago schools maintain that his policies actually prolonged the Depression and it was only WWII that got us out of it. He also got taken to the cleaners at Yalta by Stalin which led to our involvement in the Cold War. And since you hate Republicans so much, Teddy Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln two of the presidents you say are liberal were Republicans. If you had been alive then, you would have probably been protesting the wars of both Teddy Roosevelt and Lincoln since they were Republican presidents. And at the time people thought Lincoln was a stupid bumpkin. I bet you would have also.
And speaking of stupid it should be "you're too stupid" not "your to stupid". If you are gonna call someone stupid at least attempt to use decent grammar and spelling. Sheesh! You missed two words in a row.
And what do the service records of "Shaun" (that's Sean) Hannity and other conservative pundits have to do with anything? To be for war you had to have been in the military? When was that rule passed? Does that mean that Bill Clinton had to have been in the military to have committed troops to Kosovo?
And now come all the Dimocrat talking points.
"Bush is a mental midget." MBA from Harvard. They do not give them away. He flew high performance jets. I have flown an airplane. You can not be stupid and be a pilot. There is too much going on, especially if you are flying in formation at 600 knots. Remember, Reagan was a dumb cowboy and he won the Cold War. Jimmah Carter was a nuclear engineer and was probably the most incompetent president of the 20th Century. Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar and his foreign policy was a disaster. He gutted the CIA and was responsible for most of the intelligence failures that led to 9/11. Osama bin Laden said that when we left Somalia with our tails between our legs that's when he knew we could be defeated. He was probably thinking of Americans like you Greg.
"Draft dodging war hawks like Cheney, Wolfowitz and Rumsfeld" I didn't realize that military experience was necessary to hold a gummint position. Is this sumpin' you Dimocrats just dreamed up?
The economy. Bush inherited the recession from Clinton. Look it up.
The deficit. I'll give you that one, but Gore would have had the same problem. I think Bush's domestic spending has been way too high, especially the last farm bill.
Unemployment. Another fallout from the Clionton recession. Going down. Actually it is at the same rate as it was during this time in Clinton's first term and the Dimocrats were saying how great that was. It will be even lower by November.
His war against the middle class. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don't forget his war against the poor. Oh, and old people. And orphans. And cripples. He's out to get everyone except the evil hated rich.
Tax breaks for the rich. Ah yes. We can never forget tax breaks for the rich. You know what? I'm rich. At least to a Dimocrat I'm rich. Ya know why? I've done things that make me rich. And I'm continuing to do things that make me rich. Are you jealous because you are in a dead end job? Are you jealous because you're not rich? Are you jealous because you're a failure and you need someone to blame your failures on? By the way, the top 1% of taxpayers who make 17% of the income pay 34% of the taxes. Even with the "tax cuts for the rich". How much should the rich pay? What is their fair share?
His failure in the U.S. intelligence agency's. That should be agencies not "agency's". It's bad enough that I have to correct your misconceptions, but to have to continuously correct your spelling is just getting tedious. It was the Clinton Administration that gutted the intelligence agencies with politically correct rules. One name: Jamie Gorelick. And your hero, John Fonda Kerry, voted to cut intelligence budgets.
And nope. I'm not a GOP zombie. Right now I'm a one issue guy and that issue is killing terrorists before they kill us. Unfortunately, John Fonda Kerry is not the man for that job. He thinks the solution is the United Nations. They did a bangup job in Rwanda didn't they? They were doing real well in the Balkans. That's why NATO had to intervene. And John Fonda Kerry thinks he can get France and Germany on board. What's he gonna do? Give Chirac a blowjob? Kiss Schroeder's ass?
If the Dimocrats would run someone like Zell Miller I might vote for him. Unfortunately the Dimocrats have been taken over by the left wing and they cannot be trusted with the defense of the country. They were on the wrong side of history during the Cold War and they continue to be on the wrong side of history during the War on Terror.
So Greg, you got your wish. I posted this nonsensical rant right up front so you could impress all my readers with your intellect. Are you happy.
I am. This post wrote itself.
Thanks.
Posted by denny at April 26, 2004 08:36 PM Category: Fun With Trolls