All the monks in a certain monastery sing the simple word "Morning!"
from their windows each sunrise. Early one day after several "Morning!"
greetings have been sung melodiously into the dawn air, a single
greeting of "Evening!" rings out of one window. In the courtyard below,
Brother Timothy looks around startled, and says "Did you hear that,
Brother Edward?" "Hear what, Brother Timothy?" replied Brother Edward.
You're not gonna like what comes next.
Brother Timothy sang in reply: "Someone chanted evening..."
GROAN...............!!!
Posted by: mary lou on May 3, 2004 01:40 PMKey - I get most of 'em from my friend Richard, tho' lately I've been deluged with even more from many readers. I've probably got over a year's worth.
Posted by: Denny Wilson on May 3, 2004 07:07 PM