I almost forgot the Monday Pun.
This piece of string walks into a bar. But he's hardly through the
door when the bartender yells, "Hey, String! Get outta here!" Hours
later, the piece of string is still trying to find a drink. So he
ruffles his ends and contorts himself. As he goes into yet another
bar, the bartender says, "Are you a piece of string?"
The piece of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Posted by denny at May 17, 2004 12:23 PMA mushroom walks into a bar and takes a seat on a barstool. The bartender turns around and sees him and says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom looks at the bartender and says, "Why not? I'm a fungi."
Posted by: John Boyle on May 17, 2004 01:54 PMTwo knights and a rabbi walk into a bar. Clank, clank, oi.
Posted by: Susan on May 17, 2004 03:04 PMA penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Have you seen by brother?"
The bartender replies, "I don't know. What's he look like?"
Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on May 17, 2004 10:38 PMA sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Posted by: John Boyle on May 18, 2004 09:42 AMTwo guys walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.
Posted by: Clutch on May 21, 2004 09:22 AM