Another one for our Aussie friends.

Like I believe this is true. But It is funnier than hell.
Posted by denny at May 25, 2004 09:16 PMYou're right, Denny. It is a funny story! The first time I saw it was from a Delta pilot friend of mine - and supposedly it was from a Delta flight.
Posted by: Indigo on May 25, 2004 10:01 PMAnd just for the record, Qantas does not have a "u" in it; it stands for Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service.
But then we fokes from Oz spel lotsa things funnie lyk.
Posted by: Jim Riley on May 25, 2004 10:13 PMI once once asked by a US Air pilot why I would want to jump from a perfrctly good airplane. My response was quite simple; " When I jump my landing is under my control. If I stay on the plane, there is a good chance you will fuck up my landing by fucking up yours."
Sailor
Posted by: Sailor in the Desert on May 25, 2004 11:09 PM