May 25, 2004

Michael Moore Meets Mister Creosote

I see that fat, lying, socialist asshole Michael Moore just won the top prize at Cannes for his propaganda film Farenheit 911. I often wonder how it must feel to hate your country that much. I can understand the French hating us because France has been in decline ever since Louis XIV (Well there was that interlude with Napolean but he wasn't really French but Corsican so that doesn't really count does it?). They have been living on their past glories and are jealous of us. They can't even build airport terminals that stay up. And their grand aircraft carrier, the Charles de Gaulle, cannot stay at sea more than two weeks.

All you have to do to win an award from the Europeans is to bash your country. A prime example of that is the worst president of the 20th Century, Jimmah Carter, winning a Nobel Peace Prize. GMAFB! The only reason he won that was for bashing his own country. It was purely political and if he had been a real American patriot he would have told 'em to stuff the Nobel Peace Prize up their ass. But no. This was a chance to make his country and its current president look bad. Asshole!

People wonder why I dislike Dimocrats so much. It's simple. They put their party before their country. They did this during the Cold War, which we won in spite of all they did to hinder the effort. And the lamestream media is on their side. When did they decide to take the side of our enemies? I guess it must have been Viet Nam, since every war we have fought since then has been Viet Nam. Quagmire! Viet Nam! I can understand Peter Jennings being anti-American, since he's from Canada but what's up with all the other dipshits? Why do they hate America so much? Why do they want the terrorists to win? Don't they realize that if the terrorists win they won't be able to implement their socialist utopia? We will be living under Sharia. Hey perky Katie Couric, how do you like your burqa?

Just like WWIII when we were fighting the communists with no help from most of the Dimocrat Party and the lamestream media we're now in another world war, WWIV, which is the fight against radical Islam. There is no reasoning with these people. There is no appeasement. Kumba fucking ya will not work. You would think that 9/11 would have shown you nutsacks what we are fighting, but no, you have to ask stupid questions like, "Why do they hate us?" They hate us because we are free. If you assholes have your way we will not be free. What the fuck is it gonna take? Having an American city nuked? Sadly I'm afraid that will be the case and you dipsticks will blame Bush for it.

I cannot believe the left hates Bush so much that they are willing to destroy the country.

Anyway, everytime I see this

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Lying, fatass, sack of shit, traitorous asshole.

I think of this

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MAÎTRE D:
And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Nah.
MAÎTRE D:
Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
No. Fuck off. I'm full.
MAÎTRE D:
Oh, sir. Hmm?
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groan]
MAÎTRE D:
It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE:
Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.
MAÎTRE D:
Oh, sir, just-- just one.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning] All right. Just one.
MAÎTRE D:
Just the one, monsieur. Voilà.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning]
MAÎTRE D:
Bon appétit.
MR. CREOSOTE:
[groaning

Creosote3.bmp

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Oh man. If only that fatass motherfucker would explode!

I just wouldn't want to be in the same room when it happened.

Posted by denny at May 25, 2004 09:37 PM  
Comments

Check out Rachel Lucas' site someone did a wonderful thing with that picture.

Posted by: Rey on May 25, 2004 11:08 PM

I would orefer to wait for the news video then be in the room.

Posted by: Sailor in the Desert on May 25, 2004 11:10 PM

The funny thing is, if Moore hadn't made all his "insightful" documentaries, Europeans might look at him as the ultimate negative American stereotype: a fat, lazy asshole.

Posted by: Eric on May 25, 2004 11:15 PM

Moore is just a fat, washed-up thing, for lack of a better word.

If we are all lucky, he will move to France and enjoy all the fawning and cooing from the asshats there.

Or perhaps he might move to Spain and actually explode from all the admiration he will get from those cowards.

The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Gina on May 25, 2004 11:40 PM

Life can be so deliciously ironic at times. If the scum we are fighting had their way, some of the very first of the decadent infidels they would behead, would be Moore and his Hollywood liberal buddies.

Sailor

Posted by: Sailor in the Desert on May 26, 2004 04:24 AM

Rey - I got the picture off Rachel's site before it was made into the target. Heh!
Sailor - I agree. I said in an earlier post that Barbra Streisand would probably be scrubbing toilets.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on May 26, 2004 09:04 AM

Hey Sailor + Denny.How about the irony that Madonna had to cancel her concerts in Israel due to terrorist threats. In the terrorist's statement they said they would kill her + her children because she represents all thats wrong with America! Looks like Moore is back to free-basing pork again. I don't think he can reach up to shave and he certainly won't fit into a barber's chair!

Posted by: Paul in Pa on May 26, 2004 09:19 AM

"Sadly I'm afraid that will be the case and you dipsticks will blame Bush for it."

What sickens me is that when (not if) the Islamofascists succeed in detonating a nuke/dirty/biological/chemical bomb, Bush will be blamed. Even if it's in President Kerry's second term [SHUDDER], you just know that the Democrats and media (redundant) will blame it all on Bush and his "empire-building".

Posted by: Jay G on May 26, 2004 12:35 PM

Why, I ask you, do you insist on making me guffaw with food in my mouth? I may choke one day and won't you be sorry to have killed off one of the few Republican lesbos in the world??

Posted by: Cranky Chick on May 26, 2004 11:07 PM

The Palme d'Or jury only had a single French juror, Gina. The majority was actually American (4 Americans, the rest from different nations)and presided by Quentin Tarantino... Even Le Figaro did not see it appropriate Michael Moore for using the festival to spit in the face of the US. By the way, have you seen the movie?

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on May 27, 2004 09:00 PM

(Well there was that interlude with Napolean but he wasn't really French but Corsican so that doesn't really count does it?)

An "interlude"? Sure, Napoleon was born in Corsica, grew up hating the French, but he quickly changed his mind after entering the Paris "Ecole Militaire"... And besides, you can't deny the absolute brilliance of his "French" generals, Murat, Lannes, Ney, Kleber etc... I would say France lost her military prestige after 1918. Just my two cents worth...

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on May 27, 2004 09:14 PM

Gerard - Thanks for the info on the jury. There was that 20 minute standing ovation though. I realize that most of the people at Cannes were the anti-American Bush hating "elite". Even the Americans at Cannes hate their own country because we are not a socialist utopia yet. How dare we take the war to the terrorists rather than trying to understand why "they hate us". The clueless twits don't realize that one of the reasons they hate us is the decadence of Hollywood.

No I have not seen the movie since it hasn't been released in the United States yet. I do not intend to see it since it is an anti-American hit piece. I'm sure it will be as full of lies and half truths as his other "documentary", Bowling For Columbine. Moore is not a movie maker, he is a propagandist.

C'mon Gerard, you know how much I like to bash the
French military. And it really pisses off Frenchy the Troll and Master Bator who finally gave up trolling this site.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on May 27, 2004 10:39 PM

Gerard - I missed that bit about Le Figaro. No shit? There's hope for you French.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on May 27, 2004 10:42 PM

Le Figaro is not Le Monde... Yes it's true. The writer (Alexandre Alder) was describing Moore as "honable" in the sense that he met and liked him personally, respects that Moore grew up poor and apeals to "everyday Americans", but questions his "lucidity" as a film maker (disputing facts etc...), and that the standing ovation he received is not much different from anti-western standing ovations you would see in China or in the old Soviet Union. But in conclusion (and you will like this one), the writer objects that in the eve of the D-Day celebrations, such attitudes are completely inapropriate.

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on May 28, 2004 12:42 AM

Hey Gerard what color of Daiper are you going to get for your head?

Posted by: Mike B. on May 28, 2004 02:20 AM

"Daiper" ?

Posted by: BrigadierGerard on May 28, 2004 04:27 AM

Mike B. - Be nice. Even tho' I don't agree with Gerard on too many things, he is polite and is following the rules for this blog. When people with dissenting opinions can present them factually, honestly, and without resorting to troll tricks they are welcome here. Gerard fits that description. At least until I say so.

Posted by: Denny Wilson on May 28, 2004 09:35 AM

Please do not blame all Europeans for this. The lefty pricks have completely taken control of the media here and they make everyone believe all Europeans think like they do. We don't. Remember, the Left played the same treacherous role in the run-up to WW2, and when their hero Stalin made a pact with Hitler they applaeded his "statesmanship". Yes, you can't reason with lefties, because they's not motivated by love of the poor, as they claim, but simply by jealousy of the rich. But there is hope. When the Islamofascists finally blow up a western city with a nuclear bomb (probably a European one), the lefties will be finished.

Emmet

Posted by: emmet on June 1, 2004 03:36 AM

You heap smart for palefaces, give Tonto's tepee a try.

http://www.pipelinenews.org/bbs/latestr.cfm

Michael Moore look like shaved buffalo butt, only smell worse.

Posted by: Tonto Goldstein on June 16, 2004 06:41 PM

How can I beleive in a country of my ancestors who's priorities seem to be the preservation of their vanities and egos. An example is when their language was passed over in the computer industry, they seem hell bent on changing it. Another one is their smug ways of putting down a great cyclist in Lance Armstrong just because he's an American. The french newspaper Le Mond seems to be Frances un-official watchdog on steroid abuse but pass over their own. Their small minds cannot accept his talents as a great racer. When they lose a war, which seems to be an on going thing, they blame United States as a war monger. They were the last European Country to let go of their satelite in French Indo China after WW2 and we got our tit in a ringer for backing them up. If it wouldn't cost so damn much I would have the courts change my name to Joe Smith. When I'm introduced to people their reaction is ,"Oh your French.", and mine is, "NAME ONLY!".

Posted by: Maurice Brouillard on July 24, 2004 02:09 AM
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