Dear Bob

From: The Imperial Wizard KKK
To: Senator Robert Byrd Grand Kleagle (Undercover) KKK

Dear Bob:

Since it is the 50th anniversary of that abomination Supreme Court decision Brown v Board of Education I thought I would write to you and congratulate you on your master plan to keep the nigras down in spite of that. I really didn't think your plan would work, but they fell for it hook, line, and sinker. You told me that you would be able to say nigger on national television and nothing would happen, but I didn't believe you. Damn! You are good.

The Great Society was a stroke of genius. First off, it broke up the black family and made 'em dependent on the government. Keep 'em poor and keep 'em voting for us Democrats. And then the Department of Education was another stroke of genius. The schools have been going down hill ever since. White folks are suffering, but them nigras are suffering more. And then they're blaming the Republicans for being racist.

You gotta admit, having David Duke run as a Republican was a stroke of genius on my part. That made 'em think that all Republicans are racists.

Aren't Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton wonderful? You did a wonderful job recruiting them. They've betrayed their race for money. They've gotten rich off them poor nigras and have done nothing for them. In fact, they've even got them thinking that everything is whitey's fault. Even better, they've instilled so much black pride that the kids think that doing well in school is acting white.

It also helps to have useful idiots like John Lewis and white liberals who want to lower standards for black children. That reinforces the belief that nigras are dumber than whites. As long as we have people like Maxine Waters, Shelia Jackson Lee, and Cynthia McKinney we can continue with the blame whitey rhetoric and keep the black folk down on the plantation. We got their own politicians screwing them.

I don't know how much longer we're gonna be able to get away with it because of people like Thomas Sowell and Walter Williams pointing out what we are doing. And despite all of our best efforts there is a growing black middle class that may finally realize how destructive our programs are.

Senator Dodd was correct when he said that you would have been a great senator at every point of our history. Thank God you have been a senator now to retard the progress of them nigras. You have been a credit to the Klan.

God bless you Senator Byrd and God bless the KKK.

For the dumb trolls and Dimocrats who may read this, let me point out that this is sumpin' called satire. It is also true that the greatest impediment to black progress today is Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and the Dimocrat Party.

Posted by denny at May 26, 2004 08:49 PM