Those presents would be fun to unwrap ANYTIME!

Real...real...fake...real...real?

I'm gonna go with Real-Fake-Fake-Fake-Real.

My girlfriend thinks they're all fake except for the one on the far left.

I would guess real-fake-fake-real-real, but to quote Kim du Toit, "Who cares?" And that was what the e-mail that these came in said.

Are you sure they are at the North Pole? They don't look cold to me.

Real, fake, fake. . .no wait

Real, Real, fake. . .wait a minute

Real, fake, real, f. . .

Oh, who gives a shit? I wouldn't kick any of them out of bed for eating crackers.

It's Christmas EVERY weekend with Saturday boobage!! :)

As one ashamed to admit to being something of a mammary connoisseur, I would say:

Real Real1 Fake Fake Fake

It gets difficult to tell these days since they are able to go through the nipple and leave no readily discernable scars (think typical underbreast scar).

I'll take the one on the right, please.

1May be fake. If so, the surgeon gets a bravo.

I'm going to go with fondle-grope-tweak-lick-shaking my head between while mumbling "pblblblblblblb"

Graumagus - In my younger days we called that a brommmmmski

The sound I make is kind of a trilling Mr. Bean-ish "AwhAwhAwhAwhAwhAwh..."

Things you didn't need to know

Up here we call it playing Motorboat.

I agree: R_R_F_R_R, but one must consider that the F may be ENTIRELY an F... Those with an Adams apple please stand up ;)

Just as an FYI, those girls can be seen daily on www.page3.com. An offshoot of a British news site. And I'm pretty sure the one second from the right has real ones.